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No one has to worry about hell anymore:

stvdv

stvdv

Veteran Member: I Share (not Debate) my POV
Subduction Zone said:
Pastor Mboro allegedly visits hell, battled and killed satan

A South African pastor has vanquished Satan. This is the same pastor that had a cell phone call with Jesus. Here are the gory details:

“I was so shocked because they lived like angels here on earth. I thought they went to heaven. When Satan saw me he panicked and directed his army to kill me. Like Samson in the Bible, I defeated them. Satan was my last victim”.
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In 2010, Pastor Mboro made international headlines after saying he has a Phone call with Jesus Christ alongside Elijah and Moses.

First He uses Jesus to make money
Now he uses Satan to make money

If people buy + believe it might be helpful
 
R

rational experiences

Veteran Member
His experience is just an example of how intricately a male life mind and psyche is involved in the science attempt to remove the physical mass of God the stone O.

For God is not metallic UFO mass radiation and gas information of his consciousness.

God the stone owns a different natural history in space.

So when science owns a machine that is taken out of the body of God, the stone fusion....then he lied to his own self by involving God in a science experiment.

And then God the human being male psyche thinker O of science, living on the ground attacked by the ARK o flat Earth plane burning, gets to see human feed back observation advice about the relativity of human life and DNA being destroyed.

As said no human being should be witnessed in that form of God status, for we were all advised that the term Jesus in the Heavens saved us. Therefore he is only verifying natural spiritual aware psyche information that our life is being attacked unnaturally in science and the Earth gases no longer keep us safe.

As spiritual self advice by vision.
 
The Hammer

The Hammer

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Premium Member
rational experiences said:
His experience is just an example of how intricately a male life mind and psyche is involved in the science attempt to remove the physical mass of God the stone O.

For God is not metallic UFO mass radiation and gas information of his consciousness.

God the stone owns a different natural history in space.

So when science owns a machine that is taken out of the body of God, the stone fusion....then he lied to his own self by involving God in a science experiment.

And then God the human being male psyche thinker O of science, living on the ground attacked by the ARK o flat Earth plane burning, gets to see human feed back observation advice about the relativity of human life and DNA being destroyed.

As said no human being should be witnessed in that form of God status, for we were all advised that the term Jesus in the Heavens saved us. Therefore he is only verifying natural spiritual aware psyche information that our life is being attacked unnaturally in science and the Earth gases no longer keep us safe.

As spiritual self advice by vision.
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It's like it's speaking to me.....
 
Subduction Zone

Subduction Zone

Veteran Member
stvdv said:
In 2010, Pastor Mboro made international headlines after saying he has a Phone call with Jesus Christ alongside Elijah and Moses.

First He uses Jesus to make money
Now he uses Satan to make money

If people buy + believe it might be helpful
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Wait a second. Are you saying that this is all a hoax?:eek:
 
sun rise

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Subduction Zone said:
Pastor Mboro allegedly visits hell, battled and killed satan

A South African pastor has vanquished Satan. This is the same pastor that had a cell phone call with Jesus. Here are the gory details:

“I was so shocked because they lived like angels here on earth. I thought they went to heaven. When Satan saw me he panicked and directed his army to kill me. Like Samson in the Bible, I defeated them. Satan was my last victim”.
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People who said things like this in the past in the US at least would find themselves put in a psychiatric hospital. Now? Now they say this kind of thing and gather followers.
 
stvdv

stvdv

Veteran Member: I Share (not Debate) my POV
Subduction Zone said:
Wait a second. Are you saying that this is all a hoax?:eek:
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No. I didn't imply that.
Some hoaxes are good though;)

He just declared he updated Jesus' work
Jesus also allegedly killed Satan

So, he might be "second coming of Jesus"
Curious how Christians welcome 'him':D
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
If he killed Satan, what happens to the Book of Revelations and the Battle of Armageddon? Did this man severe the threads of fate, nullify prophecy, and prove that god doesn't actually know all?
 
stvdv

stvdv

Veteran Member: I Share (not Debate) my POV
Shadow Wolf said:
If he killed Satan, what happens to the Book of Revelations and the Battle of Armageddon? Did this man severe the threads of fate, nullify prophecy, and prove that god doesn't actually know all?
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Revelations come from books written by humans who claimed "God told me so".

They prove nothing about God,
 
ImmortalFlame

ImmortalFlame

Woke gremlin
To be fair, if you had to follow a religious leader, which would you rather follow?

Candidate 1:
"We must work together to overcome the temptations of the devil though prayer and piety. I can teach you the right way and show you the door, but you are the one who must walk to and open it. We can never truly defeat the devil, but we can fight him through our works. The battle will be arduous, but with faith, forgiveness, charity and works we can live to avoid the devil and teach future generations to avoid him too."

Candidate 2:
"No worries, guys. I went to hell and I kicked the devil's ***. He won't be bothering you any more."

Has anyone considered the possibility that Pastor Mboro is a witcher?
 
epronovost

epronovost

Well-Known Member
rational experiences said:
His experience is just an example of how intricately a male life mind and psyche is involved in the science attempt to remove the physical mass of God the stone O.

For God is not metallic UFO mass radiation and gas information of his consciousness.

God the stone owns a different natural history in space.

So when science owns a machine that is taken out of the body of God, the stone fusion....then he lied to his own self by involving God in a science experiment.

And then God the human being male psyche thinker O of science, living on the ground attacked by the ARK o flat Earth plane burning, gets to see human feed back observation advice about the relativity of human life and DNA being destroyed.

As said no human being should be witnessed in that form of God status, for we were all advised that the term Jesus in the Heavens saved us. Therefore he is only verifying natural spiritual aware psyche information that our life is being attacked unnaturally in science and the Earth gases no longer keep us safe.

As spiritual self advice by vision.
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Pastor Mboro, is that you?
 
Mindmaster

Mindmaster

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
stvdv said:
In 2010, Pastor Mboro made international headlines after saying he has a Phone call with Jesus Christ alongside Elijah and Moses.

First He uses Jesus to make money
Now he uses Satan to make money

If people buy + believe it might be helpful
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Never did anyway -- it's nonsensical.

I mean if you're a complete evil screw-up and God exists it's his fault, not yours, lol.
 
Twilight Hue

Twilight Hue

Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.
Subduction Zone said:
Pastor Mboro allegedly visits hell, battled and killed satan

A South African pastor has vanquished Satan. This is the same pastor that had a cell phone call with Jesus. Here are the gory details:

“I was so shocked because they lived like angels here on earth. I thought they went to heaven. When Satan saw me he panicked and directed his army to kill me. Like Samson in the Bible, I defeated them. Satan was my last victim”.
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Damm.

They need to make a movie. Sounds kick ***.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
stvdv said:
Revelations come from books written by humans who claimed "God told me so".

They prove nothing about God,
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I dont believe the Bible, and tend to err on the side od academics who suggest Revelations wasn't prophecy but coded messages for the day. However, many Christians do believe that book to be about prophecies that describe real events to come.There's even a book series about it. But now, I guess that can't happen. No one gets left behind now.
 
lukethethird

lukethethird

unknown member
Subduction Zone said:
Pastor Mboro allegedly visits hell, battled and killed satan

A South African pastor has vanquished Satan. This is the same pastor that had a cell phone call with Jesus. Here are the gory details:

“I was so shocked because they lived like angels here on earth. I thought they went to heaven. When Satan saw me he panicked and directed his army to kill me. Like Samson in the Bible, I defeated them. Satan was my last victim”.
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He has a vivid imagination, I killed Satan a long time ago.
 
stvdv

stvdv

Veteran Member: I Share (not Debate) my POV
Shadow Wolf said:
I dont believe the Bible, and tend to err on the side od academics who suggest Revelations wasn't prophecy but coded messages for the day. However, many Christians do believe that book to be about prophecies that describe real events to come.There's even a book series about it. But now, I guess that can't happen. No one gets left behind now.
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You trusted your own intuition, when you decided not to believe in the Bible. Now you believe in your Self.

Trust / believe in your Self is of paramount importance,
 
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