TagliatelliMonster
Veteran Member
Jesus, aka God, was a carpenter back then.What!? Why? Did you read the linked article in the OP. Why on Earth would Jesus or his father own such a table?
Can you imagine a super entity like Jesus being a carpenter?
Obviously, his work must have been so superhumanly good that no other carpenter would find any work in the city.
So any table from that period obviously must have been made by Joseph & Son's Carpenter Company (tm).
I mean seriously, if you lived in Jeruzalem in that period and were in the market for new furniture, why wouldn't you have it build by the company of which the carpenter is literally God in the flesh?
This is the guy that drew the plans for the biggest wooden boat ever which survived the most apocalyptic seastorm in history. Just think about how sturdy and exact such a measuring table must have been! The fact that it survived so long to be discovered 2000 years later is further proof of its superhuman build quality.
Checkmate, atheists!