Plastic army men have no calories.
So fill up on those before a meal.
So fill up on those before a meal.
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Bad Dieting Advice
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McBell
Resident Sourpuss
Cocoa Beans are vegetables
Therefore Chocolate is a vegetable.
Howard Is
Lucky Mud
That’s all very well for those who can afford an old age.
For other folks, like me, living hand to mouth, a different approach is required.
We need a lifestyle and diet which will produce catastrophic failure before we reach debilitated old age.
Go hard or go to the old folk’s home !
McBell
Resident Sourpuss
Nursing homes frown on that.
At least here in the US.
Causes all manner of legal liability headaches.
McBell
Resident Sourpuss
Not with my peanut allergy
You need to up your alcohol and nicotine intake substantially.
Why not just sheets of styrofoam? Similar to rice cakes.
Yes, exactly!
Preferably with another person...
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
Just out exercise your bad diet. Even if you'll soon be looking at 40.
Well, ah . . . you can go for the Dunkin' Donuts and Twinkies diet, and avoid the 20 K race.
Howard Is
Lucky Mud
Yeah, I know, but it’s hard. I spend most of my money on alcohol and nicotine, which makes it hard to afford enough medicinal cannabis to keep television interesting.
Fortunately, the research says I’ve made the best choice as far as shortening my lifespan goes.
Cannabis increases your appetite. However, there are a few other substances which shouldn't be mentioned here that would decrease your appetite ... and your lifetime. Kill two birds with one stone.
Then again a steady diet of water hemlock greens would help some.
Howard Is
Lucky Mud
The hemlock would certainly solve my financial problem.
Which brings us to another way to diet ... be so broke you can't buy food. Spend any money you do get on gambling, or the aforementioned smokes and booze.
Howard Is
Lucky Mud
That has been my game plan thus far. I think the hemlock finesses it.
As a Bohemian friend of mine says “If you go to your grave with a healthy body, you wasted your time”.
One way to lose weight is to let that tuna sammich
sit in the hot sun a few hours before eating it.
I guarantee losing a couple pounds within 6 hours.
sit in the hot sun a few hours before eating it.
I guarantee losing a couple pounds within 6 hours.
The polymer in human nails contains a complex of vitamins and pointy fiber. People should bite our nails more and drink more water.