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I think God finally surrendered

Spiderman

Veteran Member
This is not a blog, spam, advertisement, or violation of rule 4. This is in the jokes section because I might be delusional, silly + ridiculous, but these convictions are strong and feel real, and I appreciate feedback or suggestions about what to do next.

So I declared war on God when I was in high school and I've been fighting him non-stop ever since. This Christmas, with the 2,400+ enshrined soldiers of yasukuni shrine, who gave their lives for their Emperor, I laid siege to the Heavenly Jerusalem, God's capitol. Today, December 27, after receiving Holy Communion at the Cathedral of Saint Paul, I went to Capitol Hill to pray and meditate, and a rush of energy hit me and there was a vision of God putting up a white flag up and surrendering.
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I finally Got God the Father to admit he was guilty of crimes against humanity and he cooperated in going into custody. He might escape multiple times like Ted Bundy, so I'm trying to keep him happy as a POW of the Yasukuni Soldiers, and I'm invoking all angels and souls in Heaven and purgatory to help me create beautiful Tulpas to keep God Amused, delighted, pleased, and My Capitol Hill Queen Dionisia, Celestial sweetheart and patron Saint of wine and intoxication has remedies to keep God sedated so his wrath is gone, keep him inebriated and intoxicated so that he enjoys being my prisoner and my goal is to give him Stockholm syndrome, so that he forms an alliance with his Captors and enjoys letting other spirits and Angels and Kami have control who have more mercy, know pity, tenderness, and compassion, and want no suffering, war, famine, affliction, temptation, and disasters.

The crimes of God the Father have been crying up to my heart for vengeance for well over a decade now

He created Satan and Demons and allows them to tempt and destroy us. He refuses to give us eyes to see them and even know they are influencing us and robbing us of everything. That is a crime against humanity.

He allows children to die of cancer, HIV, and countless other afflictions. He is their Father and withholds the healing remedy. That is a crime that goes against my conscience for those children are young, innocent, and deserve a fair chance at life. If I had the remedy I would heal them. I would relieve all suffering and make all people laugh, feel good, and be euphoric and not confined to wheelchairs. I'm more compassionate than God. He likes to see us suffer!

God claims to be a Father and then he watches his children get raped and molested, he's in the same room with them while it happens and has full ability to keep pedophiles, rapists, and serial killers away from his children, but instead the shepherd lets the wolves harass and slaughter the flock. He created the wolves and monsters that steal, ravage, kill, and destroy. He just watches and remains silent. That is a crime against humanity!

God has been cruel and someone must hold him accountable for his crimes, so if my convictions are correct, I get to be God's judge and warden. He asked Abraham to sacrifice his only son to him, had his only son wear a crown of thorns and get crucified, raised up the enemies of Israel to rape, kill, plunder, steal, and destroy his people. Had his people enslaved to the Egyptians for hundreds of years. Raised up Adolf Hitler to bring about the Holocaust that wiped out roughly 6 million of his chosen people and countless millions of Catholics, Protestants, Atheists, and Pagans wiped out as well. Such cruelty cries to my heart for vengeance.

God could speak to the people of nation's like North Korea. God could end division between Catholics, Protestants, Muslims, Jews, and all the Abrahamic Faiths that have divided and been slaughtering each other, burning witches and heretics at the stake, stoning people, hanging people, torturing people to death, suicide bombers, and the list goes on and it has been happening year after year, century after century. Believers in God can't agree on how to interpret Scriptures, they label each other heretics and kill one another, all because God remains silent and refuses to give them understanding. That is a cruel crime against humanity.

He leaves people sexually perverted and depraved and disordered and refuses to give them healthy sexualities, hormones, urges, and desires, when they diligently pray to him for those graces. God is responsible for people being homosexual or perverted, and then he complains about it being an abomination, when he could heal them and yet refuses to. Demons that tempt us to lust were made by God and he allows the tempter to torment the sheep that the shepherd left blind and deaf. That is a crime against humanity!

The Cruelty of Yahweh has been tormenting me so long and finally it seems he gave up and is willing to admit he's been a bad irresponsible Father and Shepherd. The creator is willing to be overcome and defeated by his creatures. The angels and Saints in Heaven saw that I was more gentle, kind, and merciful than God, and they joined me and sympathized with me.

The Sawdust Caesar
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The new and improved Mussolini is Caesar of Heaven. Mussolini means Jacob (Jacob means Contender and fighter with God and supplanter who removes from power and replaces.) Jacob fought with God and won, and just as Mussolini marched on Rome and conquered Rome peacefully like Gandhi, causing the Prime minister to step down without bloodshed, and the youngest Prime minister in Italian History then boldly and audaciously dismantled Democracy and replaced it with his invention which boosted the economy, made the trains run on time, created jobs, patriotism, euphoria, hysteria, entertainment, sports flourished.... he created the Independent Vatican City State which still stands today, destroyed the Mafia, kept families together, returned prayer to schools, built new hospitals, schools, and structures, gave farmers free land, and he restored Italy to much of her former glory....

...Well now, he's doing the same thing with the Kingdom of God. Only he is a new reborn creation, skilled at contending with God, restraining God's wrath, and governing God's Kingdom. Mussolini in real life was an eloquent writer and nerd but also street fighter and sword dueler. He and God sword duel and I can hear the blades clashing.

Well, he hung upside down by his heels April 29 1945 like a caterpillar does when it is transformed into a butterfly.
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The butterfly version of Mussolini does not resemble the caterpillar he was in the flesh. He is a new creation. All of Heaven helped put together their idea of the Perfect Caesar, the seizer of Heaven and earth, the perfect Dictator for all seasons, benevolent Marian Dictator of Heaven
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. Seizer (grabber) is one of the definitions of Jacob, because he came out seizing his twin Esau's Heel (Mussolini was hung by his heels). I live in the Twin Cities and our baseball team is called the Twins. His Capitol Rome was founded by twins Romulus and Remus. Both Mussolini and Jacob married a woman named Rachel. So many dots to connect.

The Sawdust Caesar wishes to turn crosses into Sawdust. Crosses are the afflictions, diseases, annoyances, disappointments, fears, and the things that bloody kill and destroy us. I give my crosses to the Sawdust Caesar and many of them do indeed get turned into Sawdust. I suffer way less when I give my crosses to the Sawdust Caesar. His eminence grinds it into miraculous Angel dust, (exorcism dust) to sprinkle upon the cursed regions of earth and humanity.

So, any suggestions for how I can keep God incarcerated and keep the world safe from his wrath? I don't want him to suffer, I just want to protect the world from his cruelty and prevent some of those dark disgusting prophecies in the book of revelation. I want to keep him happy and intoxicated so that he enjoys letting other spirits have control and doesn't escape. Let there be Tulpas that inspire me to surprise and shock God, delight and amuse him, soften his heart, make him more tender-hearted, easy going, merciful, and generous, get him to change his mind.

I stand in the authority of Christ as the son of God and bind all wicked spirits that God created to prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls! May they torment us no longer and may God repent of the evil that he wants to do to the world as the prophets foretold.

Let there be no reign of a lawless one, no worldwide persecution of the Saints, no antichrist, no mark of the beast....May God repent of the evil he had planned for us to endure! All good spirits please Raise up anti-antichrists who steal graces and blessings as Jacob did, who steal the destiny of antichrist's, who establish one-world government, one-world religion that preaches only love and truth, as Jacob stole the destiny of Esau, let it be in Jesus name. Let them twist and pervert everything the antichrists do, to redeem it, steal everything from them, have the same charm, use many of the same tactics, magic, signs, wonders, and strategies to win and intrigue minds + hearts, only let all those tactics and weapons (like sex films for instance) be redeemed and used in a way that is sacred and Holy and inspires virtue.

(to be continued....please help me with your suggestions and feedback as to what I should do. Yes, I know, I should get a life, but prayer and fighting with God is my life, my calling, vocation, and conviction)
 
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Spiderman

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Emperor Hirohito, soldiers of Yasukuni Shrine who gave their lives for their Emperor, all Kamikazee pilots and Samurais, all you brave disciplined soldiers, all victims of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, with the power of God and all Angels and Saints, crush and uproot all errors of Communism, invade North Korea, overthrow communism in China, lay siege to all that opposes the Ark of the New Covenant, the Imperial spirits, and Amaterasu. Lay siege to all Demons that cause heresy, confusion, lust, unruly passions, pride, anger, covetousness, jealousy, laziness, gluttony, and greed. Be anointed and covered in the blood of Jesus, empowered with the prayers of all Angels and Saints to bind and incarcerate all spirits that stir up sin, division, vice, perversion, war, and scandal.

Shintoism is completely compatible with Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Let it be that Shintoism, Amaterasu, the Emperor, the Imperial spirits, the soldiers of Yasukuni, the land of the Kami, and all Kami are washed in the blood of Christ, redeemed, purified, sanctified, and Shintoism becomes the sunshine that gives light and life to all Religions, faiths, denominations, and all hearts, minds, and souls, binding us all together.


I saw a new creation of a 4th Reich (Reich means realm). A place that is not Heaven, Hell, or purgatory called "Amaterasu's bosom". A place where people can go who don't want to worship God but don't deserve Hell. A place of euphoria and incessant fun and entertainment and pleasure and no suffering. The soul still has the opportunity of being cleansed and perfected in purgatory to be made fit for citizenship in Heaven, but there are good, kind, charitable, humble people that don't want to worship God for all eternity, who at the same time do not deserve the fires of Hell.

For these people, a 4th Reich (not Heaven, Hell, or purgatory) that contains many of the foretastes of paradise and Heavenly delights, (yet one is not required to worship anyone) is being created and erected as a civilization of joy, euphoria, and down to earth people, with clowns and comedians everywhere, and all that is delightful and pleasing to the senses and eyes and ears, with constant hilarity, fun, entertainment, and the ability to help souls on earth with the powers of intercession. It is called "The Holy Roman Empire of the Rising Sun", the Victim's Reich. You don't have to be perfect like the souls in Heaven but are always welcome to move there through a process that is similar to obtaining citizenship in another country.
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Since Shintoism has no Dogmas, it is completely compatible with all Abrahamic faiths, and there is nothing to bicker, divide, and fight over. The only Dogma of Shintoism is that the dead become Kami (Spirits) and are affected by our prayers and devotion to them, or the shrines me make in their honor. The Kami can do us good or harm. Some Kami are good, others bad. It doesn't contradict anything in Christianity, Islam, or Judaism. I am a Shinto adherent and believe Christ was crucified to atone for my sins, was the son of God, was resurrected, and will return to judge the living and the dead. I believe everything necessary for salvation. I just believe Amaterasu is allied with her maker and that he is delighted with her. But you can be Shinto and not even believe in Amaterasu (the Sun Kami) because there are no Shinto Scriptures to misinterpret or fight over. It's all about praying, paying homage, and having relationship with Spirits.

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Spiderman

Veteran Member
Ever thought of writing a novel?
Yeah...but that costs money to publish it and print copies of it....then it's hard to know who to give copies to or get people to purchase it...Also, I fill up notebooks full of stuff and journal all the time and print stuff I type out and sometimes tape my prayers and findings to the wall for a time, but sharing and typing my thoughts at online community forums gets the instant gratification of quick responses and feedback.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Yeah...but that costs money to publish it and print copies of it....then it's hard to know who to give copies to or get people to purchase it...Also, I fill up notebooks full of stuff and journal all the time and print stuff I type out and sometimes tape my prayers and findings to the wall for a time, but sharing and typing my thoughts at online community forums gets the instant gratification of quick responses and feedback.

You can self publish on Amazon.
Amazon.com : Take Control with Self Publishing
 

Jim

Nets of Wonder
So, any suggestions for how I can keep God incarcerated and keep the world safe from his wrath?
My answer to everything for now is to practice and promote spiritual growth and community service with the aim of helping to improve the lives of all people everywhere and helping to improve the world for future generations. Also, not posting until you can do it with genuinely friendly feelings towards everyone, but I think that you’re already much better at that than I am. Then again, no matter how well we do anything, there’s always room for improvement.

I love what you do in these forums.
 

Dave Watchman

Active Member
....please help me with your suggestions and feedback as to what I should do. Yes, I know, I should get a life, but prayer and fighting with God is my life, my calling, vocation, and conviction

My advice would be to still take it easy on God the Father.

His ways are higher than our ways.

You're a pretty smart dude.

RopeAPope is not a Dope.

The Son of Man is what Jesus often called Himself.

Speak a word against the Son of Man, but not God the Father.

"Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come. - Matthew 12:32​

God told Adam that because of you the earth is cursed.

That didn't end.

We were born into a cursed planet.

As I read around, I'm not sure that even all Christians understand this.

When God told Adam that the earth is cursed, it was actually Jesus that was talking to Adam.

Jesus did the big bang.

Jesus created the earth in six days.

It was Jesus that spoke to Moses through the burning bush.

Jesus was the cloud that followed the Israelites in the day, and the pillar of fire by night.

John, speaking about Jesus said:

"All things were made through him, and without him was not any thing made that was made. In him was life, and the life was the light of men. - John 1:3​

Paul confirms in 1 Corinthians, that Christ is the God of the Old Testament:

"For I do not want you to be ignorant of the fact, brothers and sisters, that our ancestors were all under the cloud and that they all passed through the sea. They were all baptized into Moses in the cloud and in the sea. They all ate the same spiritual food and drank the same spiritual drink; for they drank from the spiritual rock that accompanied them, and that rock was Christ. - 1 Corinthians 10​

And that Rock was Christ.

That light shines in the darkness,
and the darkness has not overcome it.

Peaceful Sabbath.
 

Dave Watchman

Active Member

I like these Japanese girls.

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The smartest thing the Japanese did was to keep their women under control.

Paul said women should be quiet:

"As in all the churches of the saints, the women should keep silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be in submission, as the Law also says. If there is anything they desire to learn, let them ask their husbands at home. For it is shameful for a woman to speak in church. - 1 Corinthians 14:34​

Women are the last thing holding the family unit together. When a society degrades, that last stage is when the women fall into rebellion.

When the oncoming generation is no longer nurtured by it's mothers, the end is at hand. The human race becomes radically corrupt. Reprobate.

In Romans, Paul does not sugarcoat. Paul describes the men exchanging the natural, for the unnatural.

"Why God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonor their own bodies between themselves: - Romans 1:24​

The really dangerous part of this chapter is when God gives up on them. God can give up on a society, or on an individual.

Three times Paul says:

"God gave them over.

"God gave them over.

"God gave them over.

To a reprobate mind.

A strong delusion to believe a lie.

There comes a point when they are lost and gone forever, dreadful sorry Clementine.

This has been said by some to be a form of God's Wrath, the wrath of abandonment.

And the point here is when God finally gives up on a society, is when finally the women, "even their women", exchange the natural for the natural.

"For this cause God gave them up to vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompense of their error which was meet. - Romans - 1:26​


A graphic reality of a planet in an age long rebellion against its Creator. Romans 1 speaks of an accusation of a serious crime of condemnation upon fallen mankind for its age long rebellion against God.

This candid description of a cultural degradation is one more proof that the Bible is in fact the written word of living God.

If Paul had been given the assignment to write a politically correct book of Romans, in this day and age, he might have been under pressure to leave out this section of it's description of the degradation of society.

He might have thought it too rude, or too negative, to win over the congregation..

I fear now the audience has already been given over to the reprobate mind.

To do those things, which are not convenient.

"Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them. - Romans 1:32​

All these things are baked in the cake RopeAPope. It's all going to come out in the wash. I wouldn't fret over it. When we get to the Kingdome, these last 6000 years are going to look like six days. Our individual lives here will flash past our eyes like a blip on the radar.

We haven't begun to live yet.

“No eye has seen, no ear has heard, and no mind has imagined the things that God has prepared for those who love him. - 1 Corinthian 2:9​

Peaceful Sabbath.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
I like these Japanese girls.

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The smartest thing the Japanese did was to keep their women under control.

Paul said women should be quiet:

...

My goodness, is such misogyny still alive and kicking in the 21st century?

And yet men still rape, use and abuse prostitutes, run sex trafficking rings.
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
My answer to everything for now is to practice and promote spiritual growth and community service with the aim of helping to improve the lives of all people everywhere and helping to improve the world for future generations. Also, not posting until you can do it with genuinely friendly feelings towards everyone, but I think that you’re already much better at that than I am. Then again, no matter how well we do anything, there’s always room for improvement.

I love what you do in these forums.
I love what you do on my threads! Thanks! You will have my blessing for all eternity. A thousand years from now I'll still bless your soul! :)
 
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Spiderman

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My advice would be to still take it easy on God the Father.

His ways are higher than our ways.

You're a pretty smart dude.

RopeAPope is not a Dope.

The Son of Man is what Jesus often called Himself.

Speak a word against the Son of Man, but not God the Father.

"Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come. - Matthew 12:32​

God told Adam that because of you the earth is cursed.

That didn't end.

We were born into a cursed planet.

As I read around, I'm not sure that even all Christians understand this.

When God told Adam that the earth is cursed, it was actually Jesus that was talking to Adam.

Jesus did the big bang.

Jesus created the earth in six days.

It was Jesus that spoke to Moses through the burning bush.

Jesus was the cloud that followed the Israelites in the day, and the pillar of fire by night.

John, speaking about Jesus said:

"All things were made through him, and without him was not any thing made that was made. In him was life, and the life was the light of men. - John 1:3​

Paul confirms in 1 Corinthians, that Christ is the God of the Old Testament:

"For I do not want you to be ignorant of the fact, brothers and sisters, that our ancestors were all under the cloud and that they all passed through the sea. They were all baptized into Moses in the cloud and in the sea. They all ate the same spiritual food and drank the same spiritual drink; for they drank from the spiritual rock that accompanied them, and that rock was Christ. - 1 Corinthians 10​

And that Rock was Christ.

That light shines in the darkness,
and the darkness has not overcome it.

Peaceful Sabbath.
Thanks. That's very interesting.
 

Dave Watchman

Active Member
My goodness, is such misogyny still alive and kicking in the 21st century?

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"she felt she was struggling against thinly disguised misogyny"​

No. It's not dislike of women.

'In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. For no one ever hated his own flesh, but nourishes and cherishes it, just as Christ does the church, because we are members of his body.

“Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and hold fast to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh.” This mystery is profound, - Ephesians 5:25-32​

It's about what the Bible says of their place in society.

I know you don't like it.

That's why people don't like the Bible.

It doesn't say what they want to hear.

And yet men still rape, use and abuse prostitutes, run sex trafficking rings.

Mexican police chief arrested in connection to Mormon family killings

Three women and six children gun down while scared to death and pleading for their lives.

It's a **** hole world, a cursed world, we live in.

But even some people in the comment section on GLP ask what in the world were they doing down there.

Living right next door to the drug cartel property.

The Devil told Jesus to jump off the building and His Father would send the angels to catch Him.

Jesus said not to tempt God.

“If you are the Son of God, throw yourself down, for it is written,

“‘He will command his angels concerning you,’

and

“‘On their hands they will bear you up,
lest you strike your foot against a stone.’”

Jesus said to him, “Again it is written, ‘You shall not put the Lord your God to the test.’” - Matthew 4:6
Peaceful Sabbath.
 

Jim

Nets of Wonder
I love what you do on my threads! Thanks! You will have my blessing for all eternity. A thousand years from now I'll still bless your soul! :)
I’m thinking that maybe your visions are ... well, visions, like the ones that people have in Bible stories sometimes. There might be some wisdom from heaven in them for some people. I’m planning to read them as allegories, just read them without trying to analyze them.
 

Dave Watchman

Active Member
It is the 21st century, not 400bc.

You deal with it

400BC?

"As in all the churches of the saints, the women should keep silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be in submission, as the Law also says. If there is anything they desire to learn, let them ask their husbands at home. For it is shameful for a woman to speak in church. - 1 Corinthians 14:34

Paul's letter to the Corinthians is dated AD 53–57.

Anno Domini, in the year of our Lord.

That's like yesterday in God years.

And dreadful sorry Clementine, I don't have to deal with it, God is going to deal with it again.

Like He did in the days of Lot, so shall it be at the coming of the Son of Man.


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“Like the overthrow of Sodom and Gomorrah with its neighbors,” says the LORD, “no one will live there, nor will a son of man reside in it. - Jeremiah 49:18​

Another prophecy come true, these cities do not exist today.

The Bible speaks truth.

There's no other book like it in the world.

From the Abomination, to a "darkened" sun.

These 1290 days would be pretty tough to fake, even by a dragon enabled composite beast.

Calculate Duration Between Two Dates – Results

"And they display their sin like Sodom;
they do not even conceal it.

"Woe to them!

"For they have brought evil on themselves. - Isaiah 3:9​
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
400BC?

"As in all the churches of the saints, the women should keep silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be in submission, as the Law also says. If there is anything they desire to learn, let them ask their husbands at home. For it is shameful for a woman to speak in church. - 1 Corinthians 14:34

Paul's letter to the Corinthians is dated AD 53–57.

Anno Domini, in the year of our Lord.

That's like yesterday in God years.

And dreadful sorry Clementine, I don't have to deal with it, God is going to deal with it again.

Like He did in the days of Lot, so shall it be at the coming of the Son of Man.


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“Like the overthrow of Sodom and Gomorrah with its neighbors,” says the LORD, “no one will live there, nor will a son of man reside in it. - Jeremiah 49:18​

Another prophecy come true, these cities do not exist today.

The Bible speaks truth.

There's no other book like it in the world.

From the Abomination, to a "darkened" sun.

These 1290 days would be pretty tough to fake, even by a dragon enabled composite beast.

Calculate Duration Between Two Dates – Results

"And they display their sin like Sodom;
they do not even conceal it.

"Woe to them!

"For they have brought evil on themselves. - Isaiah 3:9​

More strawmen, according to the bible chauvinism and misogyny began in the first week.

And you want to follow in the footsteps then you will have to deal with it.

And some time later while sitting down to a plate of goat stew Lot said to his son... 'ehh lad,i wish your mom was here now, I can't stand goat without salt'
 

Dave Watchman

Active Member
More strawmen, according to the bible chauvinism and misogyny began in the first week.

Let it be so.

And you want to follow in the footsteps then you will have to deal with it.

You say it like that would be a bad thing.

That would be an honor, following in the footsteps that is..

And some time later while sitting down to a plate of goat stew Lot said to his son... 'ehh lad,i wish your mom was here now, I can't stand goat without salt'

That's funny.

We've devolved into one liners and quips.

Rodney Dangerfield and Don Rickles Eschatological style. If they had a style.

I actually thought that I'd get more reaction from my "days of Lot" post and the Biblical chauvinism and misogyny material.

But it was quiet.

Maybe because RopeApropos RopeAPoe put this in the fun and games section.

And nobody's looking.

They're all out searching for after Christmas sales.

Buying and selling like in the Days of Noah,

And they knew nothing until the flood came and took them all away.

Then NOBODY will be looking in the fun and games section.
 

Duke_Leto

Active Member
400BC?

"As in all the churches of the saints, the women should keep silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be in submission, as the Law also says. If there is anything they desire to learn, let them ask their husbands at home. For it is shameful for a woman to speak in church. - 1 Corinthians 14:34

Paul's letter to the Corinthians is dated AD 53–57.

Anno Domini, in the year of our Lord.

That's like yesterday in God years.

And dreadful sorry Clementine, I don't have to deal with it, God is going to deal with it again.

Like He did in the days of Lot, so shall it be at the coming of the Son of Man.


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“Like the overthrow of Sodom and Gomorrah with its neighbors,” says the LORD, “no one will live there, nor will a son of man reside in it. - Jeremiah 49:18​

Another prophecy come true, these cities do not exist today.

The Bible speaks truth.

There's no other book like it in the world.

From the Abomination, to a "darkened" sun.

These 1290 days would be pretty tough to fake, even by a dragon enabled composite beast.

Calculate Duration Between Two Dates – Results

"And they display their sin like Sodom;
they do not even conceal it.

"Woe to them!

"For they have brought evil on themselves. - Isaiah 3:9​

So when the Bible speaks of Jesus returning "soon", that means absolutely nothing, since any span of time is "soon" in God's eyes? Doesn't that seem rather convenient?
 
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