Trouble Ahead....

Revoltingest · Dec 10, 2019

Heard from the cockpit on a 747....
"Well, that's never happened before."

Thief · Dec 10, 2019

also....

Ladies and gentlemen
do not be alarmed
as we are directed to another airport

Heyo · Dec 10, 2019

D: "It looks bad. I give you 10."
P: "Ten what? Years, months, ...?"
D: "eight, seven, six, ..."

Heyo · Dec 10, 2019

"This won't hurt a bit."

sealchan · Dec 10, 2019

Any number of varieties of robo-voice saying...

In response to your interest in our...

Thief · Dec 10, 2019

the growl of a large dog
right behind you

Heyo · Dec 10, 2019

Doctor viewing your lab results: "Interesting."

Revoltingest · Dec 10, 2019

Heard in an operating room after surgery....
"Now where did I leave those forceps?"

Thief · Dec 10, 2019

the dry heave from the restroom of the restaurant

dybmh · Dec 10, 2019

Heyo said:
Doctor viewing your lab results: "Interesting."

Wow, you're good at this...

Thief · Dec 10, 2019

You're good at this

from your neighbor's wife

Revoltingest · Dec 10, 2019

From the wife....
"We need to talk."

Thief · Dec 10, 2019

FORE!

Thief · Dec 10, 2019

Internal Revenue Service..….

anything at all

Erebus · Dec 10, 2019

"Daddy, there's a monster under my bed! Can you come and get rid of it for me?"

Heard at 3am by a man with no children.

Thief · Dec 10, 2019

and the plumber says

well …..it's going to cost a little more than we thought

Thief · Dec 10, 2019

Do you want the red pill?....or the blue one?

Thief · Dec 10, 2019

and with his finger on your prostate.....the doctor wants to know

How does that feel?

exchemist · Dec 10, 2019

Sit down. There is something I have to tell you.........

Thief · Dec 10, 2019

I can do this

hold my beer