Sequel to Revoltingest

I grew up a boy who liked food. At first I thought this was normal. But then I grew up and read some ancient posts before Revoltingest really bothered the bear community. You see, back when, he only mildly annoyed the bear community - like me.



It was at that moment that I realized I was the second Revoltingest. Now pay no attention to the first Revoltingest being alive and well - fact is, he likes to work through his retirement. But I am the second Revoltingest, the one to bring the apocalypse to the supply of haggis. So I shall try my first couple haggis. Will I need Pepto Bismol? Are they more tasty to eat with your eyes closed and no fear of the future?

KAT-KAT said:

I grew up a boy who liked food. At first I thought this was normal. But then I grew up and read some ancient posts before Revoltingest really bothered the bear community. You see, back when, he only mildly annoyed the bear community - like me.

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LOL!

KAT-KAT said:

It was at that moment that I realized I was the second Revoltingest.

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KAT-KAT said:

But I am the second Revoltingest, the one to bring the apocalypse to the supply of haggis. So I shall try my first couple haggis. Will I need Pepto Bismol? Are they more tasty to eat with your eyes closed and no fear of the future?

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'nuff said.

KAT-KAT said:

I grew up a boy who liked food. At first I thought this was normal. But then I grew up and read some ancient posts before Revoltingest really bothered the bear community. You see, back when, he only mildly annoyed the bear community - like me.

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It was at that moment that I realized I was the second Revoltingest. Now pay no attention to the first Revoltingest being alive and well - fact is, he likes to work through his retirement. But I am the second Revoltingest, the one to bring the apocalypse to the supply of haggis. So I shall try my first couple haggis. Will I need Pepto Bismol? Are they more tasty to eat with your eyes closed and no fear of the future?

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Pepto Bismol, good stuff, can't get it in france.

Can get haggis but, and here is the biggie... I have only ever found vegitarian haggis... Thats one up for our bacon munching pseudo Scot

So the taste? Pretty much of nothing, which is why i like it sliced and fried with a full (tasty) breakfast.

KAT-KAT said:

Will I need Pepto Bismol? Are they more tasty to eat with your eyes closed and no fear of the future?

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Haggis is traditionally eaten with a swallow of Scotch between bites.

Guitar's Cry said:

Haggis is traditionally eaten with a swallow of Scotch between bites.

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I'm okay with that.

To truly be the sequel, you need to be a posting machine. And your posts need to attract mod attention. They need to assign someone to read all your posts and cause them to debate about you finally going over the line.

sun rise said:

To truly be the sequel, you need to be a posting machine. And your posts need to attract mod attention. They need to assign someone to read all your posts and cause them to debate about you finally going over the line.

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Not necessarily. Revoltingest is more like the sun, I am more like a mirror who shows the light. Said mirror can establish a new set of principles like, maybe that missing period at the end of another poster's sentence can be overlooked without correction.

KAT-KAT said:

I'm okay with that.

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Also, make sure to recite "Address to a Haggis" by Robert Burns:

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the pudding-race!
Aboon them a' yet tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o'a grace
As lang's me arm.

The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin wad help to mend a mill
In time o'need,
While thro' your pores the dews distil
Like amber bead.

His knife see rustic Labour dight,
An' cut you up wi' ready sleight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
Like ony ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reekin', rich!

Then, horn for horn, they stretch an' strive:
Deil tak the hindmost! on they drive,
Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve
Are bent like drums;
Then auld Guidman, maist like to rive,
Bethankit! hums.

Is there that owre his French ragout
Or olio that wad staw a sow,
Or fricassee wad make her spew
Wi' perfect sconner,
Looks down wi' sneering, scornfu' view
On sic a dinner?

Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
As feckles as wither'd rash,
His spindle shank, a guid whip-lash;
His nieve a nit;
Thro' blody flood or field to dash,
O how unfit!

But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
The trembling earth resounds his tread.
Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
He'll mak it whissle;
An' legs an' arms, an' heads will sned,
Like taps o' trissle.

Ye Pow'rs, wha mak mankind yer care,
And dish them out their bill o' fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies;
But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer
Gie her a haggis!

KAT-KAT said:

I grew up a boy who liked food. At first I thought this was normal. But then I grew up and read some ancient posts before Revoltingest really bothered the bear community. You see, back when, he only mildly annoyed the bear community - like me.

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It was at that moment that I realized I was the second Revoltingest. Now pay no attention to the first Revoltingest being alive and well - fact is, he likes to work through his retirement. But I am the second Revoltingest, the one to bring the apocalypse to the supply of haggis. So I shall try my first couple haggis. Will I need Pepto Bismol? Are they more tasty to eat with your eyes closed and no fear of the future?

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@Wu Wei was once a monkey.
So before I bothered bears, I spanked our simian sidekick.

He really did find his true calling with the ursine transmogrification.

sun rise said:

To truly be the sequel, you need to be a posting machine. And your posts need to attract mod attention. They need to assign someone to read all your posts and cause them to debate about you finally going over the line.

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I imagine that when staff discuss my posts, it goes like this....
" ****** foul ****ing ***** **** of a ***** offensive **** ****** ****ing ***** what
the ***** ***** **** Hades **** ***** ***** stench ****.....ban yet?" und so weiter.

Revoltingest said:

@Wu Wei was once a monkey.
So before I bothered bears, I spanked our simian sidekick.

He really did find his true calling with the ursine transmogrification.

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Hey....does this make Wu Wei "trans"?

Revoltingest said:

Hey....does this make Wu Wei "trans"?

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Oh boy. He was already trans species (part human, part bear). What does that make him now?

KAT-KAT said:

Oh boy. He was already trans species (part human, part bear). What does that make him now?

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Trans squared.

Revoltingest said:

I imagine that when staff discuss my posts, it goes like this....
" ****** foul ****ing ***** **** of a ***** offensive **** ****** ****ing ***** what
the ***** ***** **** Hades **** ***** ***** stench ****.....ban yet?" und so weiter.

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I've gotten both warning for proselytizing for Catholicism and points for posting in the Catholic DIR.
Top that kiltboy.
Tom

columbus said:

I've gotten both warning for proselytizing for Catholicism and points for posting in the Catholic DIR.
Top that kiltboy.
Tom

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I got kicked out of the feminist forum for wanting too many rights for women.
Might not top you, but it's up there.

Revoltingest said:

I imagine that when staff discuss my posts, it goes like this....
" ****** foul ****ing ***** **** of a ***** offensive **** ****** ****ing ***** what
the ***** ***** **** Hades **** ***** ***** stench ****.....ban yet?" und so weiter.

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It's usually more like 'If only Google Translate could speak Revoltingest.'

Actually, on that note we've had some success. Google Translate between 'English' and 'English with a mouthful of haggis' is pretty accurate.