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Jokes Revoltistanians Won't Get

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Women will sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
In the spirit of the thread, and since there are often over two possible sides in life, I've got a better one:

If I disagreed with Revoltingest we’d both be wrong.

Is that a double negative ;-)
 

ImmortalFlame

Woke gremlin
I watched a documentary the other night about how ships are kept together. It was riveting.

Somebody stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy.
 
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Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
First joke: You can't be ambidextrous if you gave your right arm.

Second joke: You couldn't be poor if you had a million dollars.
Old joking style ... when I was with a courier company the dispatcher would tell a joke, and I'd play dumb, get him to explain it. Other drivers found it funny, the poor guy trying to explain it. Tougher to do on here though. Sorry about that.

Did it with students too. Some kid would have a carrot in his lunch, and I'd pretend I'd never seen one before, asking what kind of oriental vegetable is that, must come from China, a form of seaweed?
 
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