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So....Which Is It?

Which is it?

  • Penguin building a snowman

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • Penguin decapitating Wirey

    Votes: 10 90.9%

  • Total voters
    11

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Menards is selling this.
They say it's a penguin building a snowman.
Oh?
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lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
Look at how the penguins hands are up there like, "Noo please don't."
And look at the face of that penguin. If that isn't the uncaring face of a psychopath, I don't know what is.

Yup...penguins are well known sociopaths. We call them 'Emporer Penguins', but other animals know 'Evil Dictator Penguins' is much more accurate.
 

Rival

se Dex me saut.
Staff member
Premium Member
I had this idea first damnit. When I did drawings of myself and a guy I fancied in my diary at wintertime, the snowmen's heads were next to them not on them. Now I feel like drawing it again!

I feel a lawsuit coming on!
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
That's one brave penguin, i believe @Wirey can get a bit boisterous when people (or penguins) try to remove his head.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Look at how the penguins snowman's hands are up there like, "Noo please don't."
And look at the face of that penguin. If that isn't the uncaring face of a psychopath, I don't know what is.
Fixed.
And I agree.
When I buy one, I'll examine the penguin's amygdala to
see if it's reduced in volume compared to other penguins.
I'll look at the prefrontal cortex & paralimbic structures too.
 

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
Man, I have a great line, but there might be kids watching.
:confused:

How about a little hint?

Well you see, kids are little creatures born from adults when two adults love each other. As these kids get older, they tune into watching TV, browsing the computer, etc. And they go out beyond adult supervision eventually into a wild world, with Australians.

There's your hint.

Oh. You meant a hint about what lewisnotmiller had to say.
 
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