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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

PoetPhilosopher

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
sun rise said:
Heh heh heh. And again heh.
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Thanks for evil laughing at my post. In exchange, may I bless you:

I hope that you have fortune and a long life. May you wed a far right politician.

....

Oh wait. This is the blessing for @Estro Felino

Okay, ahem...

May your coat be shiny like the remaining hairs on Bernie Sander's head. May you have the strength of Hilary Clinton and the muscles.
 
Estro Felino

Estro Felino

Believer in free will
Premium Member
Baia...the underwater Roman town


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PoetPhilosopher

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
I have heard that the simplest explanation is sometimes true.

So new members like Reverend Bob and Left Coast are disappearing because Revoltingest has been offering them low quality food.

And keeping all the good stuff for himself.

This whole thing about "Haggis" was just to throw us off.

He eats chef-made corned hash with gold leaf.

It all makes sense now.
 
sun rise

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
AT-AT said:
I have heard that the simplest explanation is sometimes true.

So new members like Reverend Bob and Left Coast are disappearing because Revoltingest has been offering them low quality food.

And keeping all the good stuff for himself.

This whole thing about "Haggis" was just to throw us off.

He eats chef-made corned hash with gold leaf.

It all makes sense now.
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Perhaps. But I've also noted him speaking approvingly of minions. He just might be one of the 1%. And "Mr. Van" a fleet of gold-plated trucks.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
A few months ago my car engine blows in the desert, standing me in another state. My insurance company offers very little help or assistance in my moment of need and distress. Today, a new feature of theirs is that during the claims process you can request a rental car be delivered to you.
It seems to me that releasing my inner neurotic, hormal, moody ***** can result in good things (I was really bad that day to just about everyone, and to anyone from my insurance company for the next couple days).
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
I also wasn't surprised to read an article about there being enough ******** in Biose, Idaho, to make things things like "Californians go home/we don't want you here" a thing. The article did include there are those there who welcome the Californians, but to me it is reminiscent of the Bible Thumping Jesus Haters who drove me out of Indiana.
 
sun rise

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
It's almost dinner time. Today I spent time working very hard to avoid Star Wars spoilers that seem to be floating around in too many places. I'd like to duct tape people's hands away from keyboards until the movie comes out. I want to be surprised.
 
PoetPhilosopher

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
sun rise said:
It's almost dinner time. Today I spent time working very hard to avoid Star Wars spoilers that seem to be floating around in too many places. I'd like to duct tape people's hands away from keyboards until the movie comes out. I want to be surprised.
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The Emperor dies by a Darth Maul version of Yoda with a Jar Jar Binks voice.
 
PoetPhilosopher

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
Shadow Wolf said:
A few months ago my car engine blows in the desert, standing me in another state. My insurance company offers very little help or assistance in my moment of need and distress. Today, a new feature of theirs is that during the claims process you can request a rental car be delivered to you.
It seems to me that releasing my inner neurotic, hormal, moody ***** can result in good things (I was really bad that day to just about everyone, and to anyone from my insurance company for the next couple days).
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Being hormonal works. Ask the people in politics.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
AT-AT said:
Being hormonal works. Ask the people in politics.
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I dont think it would in my case, lol. Wonked hormones on top of hypo-mania, on top of the anxiety of being stranded 300-some miles from home, I was going from fighting back tears (constantly reminding myself my mom wouldn't cry in that situation), pissed off, frantic calls, more tear fighting, ray of hope, more tears and anger, lots of frustration, at that moment I do believe I may have been able to even put Trump in his place.
 
PoetPhilosopher

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
Shadow Wolf said:
I dont think it would in my case, lol. Wonked hormones on top of hypo-mania, on top of the anxiety of being stranded 300-some miles from home, I was going from fighting back tears (constantly reminding myself my mom wouldn't cry in that situation), pissed off, frantic calls, more tear fighting, ray of hope, more tears and anger, lots of frustration, at that moment I do believe I may have been able to even put Trump in his place.
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I suppose I can relate. Though if I was 300 miles away, I think I'd be much calmer.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
Revoltingest said:
Hey, @Shadow Wolf....I'm going to Peru tomorrow.
Actually, it's someplace just north of town on North Eel River Cemetery Rd.
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You should definitely go eat Mr. Weenies or Voodoo House for me (down Broadway, kind of just into what passes for downtown there) (Voodoo House might be more to your liking), and then go the other way on broadway, towards the highway that takes you to 31, and tell my former employer next to the medical office that they are terrible ****ing people, I really did make it here, and I hope they all choke to death on a whale dick. And then go hike Oikie Panokie. Apparently, from what I hear, there really has been murder there now. I'll have to double check, but I saw it on a couple websites.
And then go eat pizza King because they're really good. And then go give my mom and brother a hug for me and tell them I love them and miss them, and make sure you're wearing your best steel toe boots to nut-punt-kick my dad. And my sisters husband because nobody likes him, and you'll want to do it yourself anyways if you'd be unfortunate enough to meet him.
 
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