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Ruin a dream

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
Talk about a heartfelt dream of yours, and have the miscreants here give a negative possible outcome and ruin the dream, leaving you whimpering in fetal position.

I dream of going to Japan.
 

Rival

se Dex me saut.
Staff member
Premium Member
You're gonna die in an earthquake.

I dream of living in a large mansion.
 

Brickjectivity

wind and rain touch not this brain
Staff member
Premium Member
You're gonna die in an earthquake.

I dream of living in a large mansion.
The echoing of your shoes on the tiles will make it feel haunted, so you won't like it. If you take your shoes off your feet will hurt and feel cold. If you wear slippers you will be no better off.

I would very much like to make video games.
 

Rival

se Dex me saut.
Staff member
Premium Member
The echoing of your shoes on the tiles will make it feel haunted, so you won't like it. If you take your shoes off your feet will hurt and feel cold. If you wear slippers you will be no better off.

I would very much like to make video games.
Your video games will be lambasted as the worst, most buggy games ever.

I dream of being an actress.
 

Rival

se Dex me saut.
Staff member
Premium Member
The magazines that cover you forget you're not a "he" and Photoshop large muscles onto your arms. ;)

I wish to get a hole-in-one in golf.
You're gonna get a hole in one but it's not gonna be in golf.

I dream of marrying a prince.
 

Brickjectivity

wind and rain touch not this brain
Staff member
Premium Member
You're gonna get a hole in one but it's not gonna be in golf.

I dream of marrying a prince.
You will marry, instead, a log painted to look like a prince with an electric blanket stuffed inside. To console yourself you will get two drooling dogs and they will pee on your carpet.

I would very much like to own a small store that requires little work, and I will be able to take a lot of time off and never have to bother.
 

Rival

se Dex me saut.
Staff member
Premium Member
You will marry, instead, a log painted to look like a prince with an electric blanket stuffed inside. To console yourself you will get two drooling dogs and they will pee on your carpet.

I would very much like to own a small store that requires little work, and I will be able to take a lot of time off and never have to bother.
You are going to run a healthfood shop frequented by angry vegans.

I dream of being the Prime Minister.
 

Brickjectivity

wind and rain touch not this brain
Staff member
Premium Member
You are going to run a healthfood shop frequented by angry vegans.

I dream of being the Prime Minister.
You will be an MP for the Green Party.

I want to be an Australian, be an inventor, retire to New Zealand and marry a hobbit.
 

Brickjectivity

wind and rain touch not this brain
Staff member
Premium Member
What's left to ruin?

I dream of world peace.
You shall find yourself working in a green adult daycare center that uses diapers instead of pampers. Sponsors will thank you for helping keep our world clean and safe from pollution.

I'd like for someone to invent a way to warm Mars up and make it into a comfortable planet.
 

Rival

se Dex me saut.
Staff member
Premium Member
You shall find yourself working in a green adult daycare center that uses diapers instead of pampers. Sponsors will thank you for helping keep our world clean and safe from pollution.

I'd like for someone to invent a way to warm Mars up and make it into a comfortable planet.
Pampers are nappies/diapers :|
 

Rival

se Dex me saut.
Staff member
Premium Member
Diapers are plastic, and you can just dispose of them. They're a form pollution. Diapers are cloth, and you wash them. Thanks for caring!
I am going to ruin this by making you adopt 10 babies and spend a fortune on nappies.
 

Brickjectivity

wind and rain touch not this brain
Staff member
Premium Member
I am going to ruin this by making you adopt 10 babies and spend a fortune on nappies.
My dream is to have a lot of adopted children who I will love, and my life will be filled with purpose.
 

Father Heathen

Veteran Member
You shall find yourself working in a green adult daycare center that uses diapers instead of pampers. Sponsors will thank you for helping keep our world clean and safe from pollution.

I'd like for someone to invent a way to warm Mars up and make it into a comfortable planet.
Pampers are a brand name of diapers.
 
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