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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
:musicalscore:Hey cumpà, I love how you dance Rumbà...but take a some advice paisano, learn how to Mambo...if you're gonna be a square, you end up gonna go nowhere:p:p:p

Ok, this is what I got out of that

hey grandpa, I love how you dance with Rambo...but take a some advice pie piano, learn how to Mumbles...if you're gonna be a square, you end up gonna go nowhere

That was almost as hard to figure out as that Scottish garble
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Scots shouldn't dance at all...since they wear no...
under the kilts

:p:p

Don't let him fool you...he dances...just look at what he did at the last Scottish festival he attended

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Oh, and bears can dance too

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Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Don't forget that Scotts recite poetry. Their poems go like:

"Hilary is a fad.
It's 8AM... time to make a bear mad."

It sounds so much better in English that Scottish too.....like most things

Scottish would be
Hilary is a fad. it's 8am... time tae make a bear radge
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I believe I just saw one of the most poorly thought out business I have ever seen.
It has axe throwing, archery, and knife throwing.......and it is also a....bar.... Great idea, a bunch of drunks with axes, arrows and knives.....law suites pending i'm sure
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Tomorrow a package that was supposed to be here today should be delivered. And one due Wednesday should be delivered as well. We'll see.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Poorly. I invested all my money in British Euro Holdings.
Speaking of investments....which one doesn't belong in the group....
A condo in Flint MI
Gonorrhea
AIDS
Gonorrhea doesn't belong because it's curable.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Once again, just like clockwork, the bed is calling my name. And who am I to refuse its blandishments.
 
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