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Satan gives you one wish: what do you wish for?

sealchan

Well-Known Member
Today is your lucky day! Today is the day you meet Satan and he (or her or it or them) says:

"you are a contemptible and inferior life form who I will enjoy tormenting for eternity for all the guilty pleasures you did when you thought no one was looking. But it's amusing to watch you egotistical insects scurry around like anything you do really matters. I'm feeling generous today and I need some entertainment. you can have one wish to satisfy your hearts deepest and darkest desire.. And it's on the house..."

What would is be?

(And, if only for the forum rules, try to keep it legal. ;) ).

I would wish that Satan bow down and worship God with all his/its heart until he is forgiven.
 

Vee

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
Today is your lucky day! Today is the day you meet Satan and he (or her or it or them) says:

"you are a contemptible and inferior life form who I will enjoy tormenting for eternity for all the guilty pleasures you did when you thought no one was looking. But it's amusing to watch you egotistical insects scurry around like anything you do really matters. I'm feeling generous today and I need some entertainment. you can have one wish to satisfy your hearts deepest and darkest desire.. And it's on the house..."

What would is be?

(And, if only for the forum rules, try to keep it legal. ;) ).

I would suggest he finds a new career, preferably with a positive outcome. That would be a change :rolleyes:
 

Saint Frankenstein

Wanderer From Afar
Premium Member
I would just want to be financially stable, to have enough money to travel a bit, buy a home and help my friends who need it.
 

Rival

Si m'ait Dieus
Staff member
Premium Member
I would suggest he finds a new career, preferably with a positive outcome. That would be a change :rolleyes:
Welcome to the Jewish view of Satan! On G-d's side, doing G-d's bidding, doesn't have an easy job, testing people.
 

MonkeyFire

Well-Known Member
I wish that Lucifer doesn't have to be satan ever if at all. Btw I'm pretty sure Lucifer is forgiven by Jesus' sacrafice. All I know the fallen lights are made of knowledge and morality.
 

Prometheus85

Active Member
Today is your lucky day! Today is the day you meet Satan and he (or her or it or them) says:

"you are a contemptible and inferior life form who I will enjoy tormenting for eternity for all the guilty pleasures you did when you thought no one was looking. But it's amusing to watch you egotistical insects scurry around like anything you do really matters. I'm feeling generous today and I need some entertainment. you can have one wish to satisfy your hearts deepest and darkest desire.. And it's on the house..."

What would is be?

(And, if only for the forum rules, try to keep it legal. ;) ).


  • How does he grant wishes? Is he omnipotent?
  • If he's omnipotent, couldn't he have your soul regardless?
  • If he's omnipotent but can't have your soul because God is also omnipotent and would veto that, wouldn't that mean that he's not omnipotent? Why does God let him do anything if he has power over the soul situation?
 

RoaringSilence

Active Member
Today is your lucky day! Today is the day you meet Satan and he (or her or it or them) says:

"you are a contemptible and inferior life form who I will enjoy tormenting for eternity for all the guilty pleasures you did when you thought no one was looking. But it's amusing to watch you egotistical insects scurry around like anything you do really matters. I'm feeling generous today and I need some entertainment. you can have one wish to satisfy your hearts deepest and darkest desire.. And it's on the house..."

What would is be?

(And, if only for the forum rules, try to keep it legal. ;) ).

dude, there is a clarification in GGS about satan...the words are " doha siryan ka aap swami , Kheley vigsay antaryami "
which means... He (god) is the player on both sides , he (kheley) plays and (vigsay) enjoys/ evolves , (antaryami) Sitiuated within us all- "the all knower".

satan is powerless.. he is just a firewall that you need to bypass.

i know you believe X and i believe in Y . but my source has demolished every myth ever existed . if you get tired of your own view .. please read GGS ..its full of secrets and myth busters .

guru nanak ji went to every saint, every philosopher alive... he compiled whatever they said.... he got torn apart ...in search for god..in trying to stop people from killing each other in the name of god.....then the
entity called (AKAL PURAK- the first father ) came to him...he wrote GGS 1400 pages of poetry and busted all mumbo jumbo.

Re-open yourself to receive.

i did and i cannot express to you what i found...i get signs of god's presence every minute of my life since then.
 

Chino

DELGADO
Today is your lucky day! Today is the day you meet Satan and he (or her or it or them) says:

"you are a contemptible and inferior life form who I will enjoy tormenting for eternity for all the guilty pleasures you did when you thought no one was looking. But it's amusing to watch you egotistical insects scurry around like anything you do really matters. I'm feeling generous today and I need some entertainment. you can have one wish to satisfy your hearts deepest and darkest desire.. And it's on the house..."

What would is be?

(And, if only for the forum rules, try to keep it legal. ;) ).
Is It Fair That He Has My Soul For Torment... Whilst I Am Yet Again Put To The Hazards For HIS Own Amusement...?!? Who Am I That I Should Begin To Care...!?!
 

EtuMalku

Abn Iblis ابن إبليس
Today is your lucky day! Today is the day you meet Satan and he (or her or it or them) says:

"you are a contemptible and inferior life form who I will enjoy tormenting for eternity for all the guilty pleasures you did when you thought no one was looking. But it's amusing to watch you egotistical insects scurry around like anything you do really matters. I'm feeling generous today and I need some entertainment. you can have one wish to satisfy your hearts deepest and darkest desire.. And it's on the house..."

What would is be?

(And, if only for the forum rules, try to keep it legal. ;) ).
I simply look 'Satan' in the eye and say; "Obviously you are not Satan, but you are Yahweh"
 

Pudding

Well-Known Member
Today is your lucky day! Today is the day you meet Satan and he (or her or it or them) says:

"you are a contemptible and inferior life form who I will enjoy tormenting for eternity for all the guilty pleasures you did when you thought no one was looking. But it's amusing to watch you egotistical insects scurry around like anything you do really matters. I'm feeling generous today and I need some entertainment. you can have one wish to satisfy your hearts deepest and darkest desire.. And it's on the house..."

What would is be?

(And, if only for the forum rules, try to keep it legal. ;) ).
I'll not say anything to Santa Satan. Instead, i'll go see mental doctor and take medicine.
 
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Kenny

Face to face with my Father
Premium Member
Today is your lucky day! Today is the day you meet Satan and he (or her or it or them) says:

"you are a contemptible and inferior life form who I will enjoy tormenting for eternity for all the guilty pleasures you did when you thought no one was looking. But it's amusing to watch you egotistical insects scurry around like anything you do really matters. I'm feeling generous today and I need some entertainment. you can have one wish to satisfy your hearts deepest and darkest desire.. And it's on the house..."

What would is be?

(And, if only for the forum rules, try to keep it legal. ;) ).


Self destruct ;)
 
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