Satan gives you one wish: what do you wish for?

Laika · Oct 23, 2019

Today is your lucky day! Today is the day you meet Satan and he (or her or it or them) says:

"you are a contemptible and inferior life form who I will enjoy tormenting for eternity for all the guilty pleasures you did when you thought no one was looking. But it's amusing to watch you egotistical insects scurry around like anything you do really matters. I'm feeling generous today and I need some entertainment. you can have one wish to satisfy your hearts deepest and darkest desire.. And it's on the house..."

What would is be?

(And, if only for the forum rules, try to keep it legal.

).

Wasp · Oct 23, 2019

Satan can do nothing.

ChristineM · Oct 23, 2019

Wasp said:
Satan can do nothing.

So why all the christian scare tactics?

Thief · Oct 23, 2019

I wish to go to heaven

Polymath257 · Oct 23, 2019

A proof of the Riemann conjecture or a counter-example.

PoetPhilosopher · Oct 23, 2019

Laika said:
Today is your lucky day! Today is the day you meet Satan and he (or her or it or them) says:

"you are a contemptible and inferior life form who I will enjoy tormenting for eternity for all the guilty pleasures you did when you thought no one was looking. But it's amusing to watch you egotistical insects scurry around like anything you do really matters. I'm feeling generous today and I need some entertainment. you can have one wish to satisfy your hearts deepest and darkest desire.. And it's on the house..."

What would is be?

(And, if only for the forum rules, try to keep it legal. ).

I'd ask him to stop interfering in politics.

Wasp · Oct 23, 2019

ChristineM said:
So why all the christian scare tactics?

Maybe because Christians don't put much value on doing good deeds for the sake of God, therefore bad deeds don't cause too much guilt, therefore someone else is to blame for the bad things that happen. :shrug:

Satan tempts people. That is all.

Mock Turtle · Oct 23, 2019

Thief said:
I wish to go to heaven

Sorry, wrong queue.

Nakosis · Oct 23, 2019

Laika said:
What would is be?

His job.

The ultimate freedom. Whereas God is stuck having to be righteous 100% of the time. Satan has true freedom to act as he wishes.

Mock Turtle · Oct 23, 2019

AT-AT said:
I'd ask him to stop interfering in politics.

Or at least change sides from the one apparently supported now!

Thief · Oct 23, 2019

Mock Turtle said:
Sorry, wrong queue.

but....but.....but.....

Mock Turtle · Oct 23, 2019

My one wish? Stop recruiting! You already have enough foot-soldiers to make the world bad enough - so leave off with the temptations (not the singing group

)

David1967 · Oct 23, 2019

Laika said:
Today is your lucky day! Today is the day you meet Satan and he (or her or it or them) says:

"you are a contemptible and inferior life form who I will enjoy tormenting for eternity for all the guilty pleasures you did when you thought no one was looking. But it's amusing to watch you egotistical insects scurry around like anything you do really matters. I'm feeling generous today and I need some entertainment. you can have one wish to satisfy your hearts deepest and darkest desire.. And it's on the house..."

What would is be?

(And, if only for the forum rules, try to keep it legal. ).

Absolutely nothing. I would turn and go away from him. Any wish he granted would be sure to come with some unsavory strings attached.

David1967 · Oct 23, 2019

AT-AT said:
I'd ask him to stop interfering in politics.

Are you saying he's Russian?

Brickjectivity · Oct 23, 2019

Laika said:
Today is your lucky day! Today is the day you meet Satan and he (or her or it or them) says:

"you are a contemptible and inferior life form who I will enjoy tormenting for eternity for all the guilty pleasures you did when you thought no one was looking. But it's amusing to watch you egotistical insects scurry around like anything you do really matters. I'm feeling generous today and I need some entertainment. you can have one wish to satisfy your hearts deepest and darkest desire.. And it's on the house..."

What would is be?

(And, if only for the forum rules, try to keep it legal. ).

Wish for no repercussions. Good luck though with that one!

crossfire · Oct 23, 2019

Really? since you ask:

viole · Oct 23, 2019

Laika said:
Today is your lucky day! Today is the day you meet Satan and he (or her or it or them) says:

"you are a contemptible and inferior life form who I will enjoy tormenting for eternity for all the guilty pleasures you did when you thought no one was looking. But it's amusing to watch you egotistical insects scurry around like anything you do really matters. I'm feeling generous today and I need some entertainment. you can have one wish to satisfy your hearts deepest and darkest desire.. And it's on the house..."

What would is be?

(And, if only for the forum rules, try to keep it legal. ).

I wish to have 10 more wishes (on the house).

Ciao

- viole

Shadow Wolf · Oct 23, 2019

The things I want and need for what I would consider an awesome life.

sun rise · Oct 23, 2019

To keep with the OP, destroy yourself and all your followers so that peace and joy can reign forever.

Twilight Hue · Oct 23, 2019

I want my own minion army to conquer the world and crown me a dicktator for Infinity!

Or

Make me Q, like in Star Trek.

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