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How will you die?

Saint Frankenstein

Wanderer From Afar
Premium Member
Cancer, heart attack or liver disease/failure. Cancer, heart problems, obesity and substance abuse (not limited to alcohol) run through my family.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
Probably heart disease given my rather frequent bouts with insomnia and often going through my days unrested and tired.
 

Howard Is

Lucky Mud
A branch of the NSA will cause all of the 5G transmitters near me to enter focused beam mode and target me continuously until my brain malfunctions and I stop breathing.
 

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
Surrounded by hunky servants sitting on a large sum of money.


Or alternatively liver disease. The curse of every Australian ;)

Phhht...there you go, trying to convince our foreign friends that we're all a bunch of loveable drunks. Honestly, playing up to these Australian stereotypes is just a cheap attempt at humour. Now, back on topic...

I'll most likely die from drop bear attack whilst riding my kangaroo to work.
 

Laika

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
Wait.

IS there such a thing as chocolate poisoning, for a human? Yeah, yeah, it's bad for dogs and cats, but for humans?

Oh, this is SO WRONG!!!!

Yes, there is. I started out joking. But I guess I learned something instead. Chocolate Poisoning for all! :D
 

dianaiad

Well-Known Member
Yes, there is. I started out joking. But I guess I learned something instead. Chocolate Poisoning for all! :D


Oh, well. (phew...) Turns out that I would have to eat something like seventy five pounds or more of chocolate at a sitting to die from it.

Even I'm not that big a chocolate addict. I think I'm safe. ;)

So, family, Halloween candy bars, chocolate turkeys and stuffing my stocking with Dove chocolate and home made fudge is still the best way to make my holidays merry!
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
I forgot that suicide is a leading possible cause, but who wants to mention that.
I've got many broken bones and much metal fusing them together and much pain from that....NEVER try it.... even with a gun it fails leaving people with disfigured heads and faces.

Overdoses usually don't work...they can make you permanently retarded or on kidney dialyses for the rest of your life.

Misery and suffering are very common... celebrities are quite miserable even. We all must pray for the grace to love the cross.
 

Saint Frankenstein

Wanderer From Afar
Premium Member
I've got many broken bones and much metal fusing them together and much pain from that....NEVER try it.... even with a gun it fails leaving people with disfigured heads and faces.

Overdoses usually don't work...they can make you permanently retarded or on kidney dialyses for the rest of your life.

Misery and suffering are very common... celebrities are quite miserable even. We all must pray for the grace to love the cross.
I don't really want to die but it's a risk with me as I have problems with being suicidal when in crisis.
 

tayla

My dog's name is Tayla
Heart attack is fairly likely to me as well. But there are so many other possibilities...
I prefer something sudden and unexpected and painless. Being at ground zero would be a good option (but not for those close by, but not close enough).
 
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