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What was the last thing that made you smile?

Spiderman

Veteran Member
What was the last thing that made you smile?

I'm trying to make a girl I love smile. Her name is Leah which is the name of Jacob's wife and Jacob means Mussolini and both Mussolini's were married to Rachel. Rachel Mussolini was born my birthday and she is my spirit-companion, her book is my second favorite book ever, we think exactly the same, and she is born my birthday April 11.

A Jew who I gave my Israeli flag to calls me Mussolini the 2nd because of the pictures of Mussolini on my door. I think Mussolini's ghost is Caesar in Heaven and lives in me telling me, "Ancient Mussolini had Rachel and Leah. I married Rachel. You go get Leah to fulfill the prophecy."

I worship the ground this girl walks on and I've even kissed her feet while high cuz I thought she was the moon goddess, because in Joseph's prophetic dream, the sun is Mussolini, Leah is the moon, their children are stars.

Unlike the Virgin Mary who was handed everything, Leah had to work, labor, weep, toil, be bullied, rejected, unloved, and despised, and contribute more than Rachel to the family but Mussolini loved only Rachel, and Rachel was mean to Leah. With each child Leah thought "now my husband will love me". No such luck.

But God favored Leah and she changed her Divine decree and destiny, and Jesus, Moses, all the priests, Mary, Joseph, and nearly all the holiest Jews came from Leah's line. Leah was most beautiful but her beauty was hidden from her husband and known only to God, for it was inward beauty.

So, Leah is the most influential and awesome hard-working woman, not to mention martyr, in scripture. I'm gonna get rejected but still tell Leah how awesome she is and try to simply make her smile.

Please give me ideas...
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
What was the last thing that made you smile?

Watching dogs play at the dog park.

My last really good laugh was from a video a friend sent me. An Imam, a Priest and a Rabbi were asked what they wanted said at their funerals. The Imam said something not very exciting. And so did the Priest. When it was the Rabbis turn he said "LOOK - he's moving" which broke up the other two and me as well.
 

Jedster

Well-Known Member
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ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
A sad smile.

We have had nothing to smile about recently. A week ago tomorrow our youngest cat was killed by a speeding car. She was special to us in so many ways.

Our older cat did not get on with the young interloper, while the younger just wanted to play with her, the cause of much flying fur.

Since the accident we have all been down, including older cat who has searched the house and local area several times each day looking for her memisis. Last night after yet another hunt around she loped up to me, jumped on my lap, nuzzled me and sighed resigned to the loss.

Not much to smile about but it meant much in the situation.
 

A Vestigial Mote

Well-Known Member
My sons and I walked to a local convenience store - my youngest is in love with a milkshake machine they have there that converts a frozen lump of ice-creamish substance into a milkshake drink of variable thickness. Well, while I was there I noticed they also had pumpkin spice cup-cakes that I knew my daughter would enjoy, so I grabbed them for her. The smile came to my lips after she thanked me excitedly and walked away - fixing her eyes intently on the cupcakes as if trying to learn their secrets.
 

SomeRandom

Still learning to be wise
Staff member
Premium Member
My cousin and I discussing the Mozart song “lick my ***.”
Because we are very classy and sophisticated :p
 

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
You must watch some comedies then.

Truth be told, I've held the nickname 'Smiley' on a couple of occasions in my life. So basically the continuous answer is '5 minutes ago'. 5 minutes ago, Boss reminded me of a time when we were visiting friends, other newlyweds, and were talking about cooking. The man remarked dryly "Sometimes she boils me a beet." Not sure if his wife (they're still married 45 years later) appreciated that comment.

But since then I smiled at your response.
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
And a few months ago you had a girl who was thw "love of your life". How time changes things.
I didn't find the love of my life a few months ago...I found spider-woman and I still love her...but it isn't what you think...spiderwoman disappears for long periods of time
 
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