Nope.
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Ever sat on your balls?
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Spiderman
Veteran Member
They also do not pee on the toilet seat and do not let the organ between their legs do all their thinking for them.
Better to remain single.
Here in the civilized world we have them.We have to think of making bra for the balls.
It's pretty easy.
Tom
FearGod
Freedom Of Mind
During sports, yes
No.
Tom
FearGod
Freedom Of Mind
Do you mean panties or the Jockstraps?
Neither.
I wear what is known around here as "tighty whiteys". Sturdy, washable, underwear that keep my boys in place and out of harms way.
PM me for details if you're unfamiliar with civilization.
Tom
I just got an electric shock running up the back of my legs reading that.
When I used to live in Montana, people would eat the testicles of bulls. I wonder if ovaries taste similar.
That reminds me of a story:
While sipping his tequila, an American tourist in Spain noticed a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table. It looked good. It smelled good.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" The visitor, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on holiday down here! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"
The next morning, the man returned, placed his order, and then that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull he wins."
Testicles are very unfortunate organs. All that nonsense just to keep sperm a few degrees cooler. Very strange that balls are seen as symbols of manhood since they're so fragile and shrink and go back into the body due to temperature or fright. Not very "manly".
Father Heathen
Veteran Member
Another quality @PopeADope thread.
FearGod
Freedom Of Mind
We don't use these advanced panties, we use the plastic bags as underwear.
There's a construction site that blocks off one of my usual routes to the store. I climbed over some concrete slabs to get out of the street, and then I sat down on one of the concrete slabs and felt like i nearly crushed my left testicle.
It's a guy thing. Ever had any other problems with your balls? I've been punched and kicked in the family Jewels. I'm not sure why we were created or evolved into creatures with such painful nuts.
It's a guy thing.
I know this post is a year old but ya bro. I can't tell you how many times I hurt my nuts. I know the pain of sitting on them too.