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What shorts lengths are acceptable?

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
How short can short shorts really be to be not too short for men and boys in public?
As long as the local laws are being adhered to, it's really at the discretion of the wearer. Here, this means that the genitals should be covered.

How long can long shorts really be to be not too long for men and boys in public?
If they're long enough, they become pants... but this is one of those fuzzy questions like "where's the line that distinguishes a wide widening of a river from a long, narrow lake?"


Some think shorts that are too short are feminine.

Some think that shorts that are too long are feminine.
It's okay for men and boys to be feminine.
 

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
Depends where the wearer is,

The breach, a city park, in the office, church.

And old British saying is 'horses for courses'
You made the prelude to "Fighting Trousers" pop into my head:

Fetch me my trousers at once!
No, not those. Those are my time travel trousers.
No, those are my tea trousers...
That's it! Those ones. My fighting trousers!


 

metis

aged ecumenical anthropologist
How short can short shorts really be to be not too short for men and boys in public?

How long can long shorts really be to be not too long for men and boys in public?

Some think shorts that are too short are feminine.

Some think that shorts that are too long are feminine.
To me it doesn't much matter one way or the other. If you go to beaches in Europe, most men and boys usually wear brief swimsuits whereas in America it's more the boxer type.

OTOH, if I were to wear briefs at the beach, even the seagulls would disappear.
 

Brickjectivity

wind and rain touch not this brain
Staff member
Premium Member
A lot of this depends upon temperature, humidity and what other men are wearing. There are few dimensions to modesty or different kinds of modesty. One type of modesty is about blending in and not drawing attention to ones own self. Another type of modesty is making people seem about the same, sort like same income, same level of intelligence, uniformity. Yet another type of modesty is about not drawing the attention of our sexual appetite. All of these are situational, because if you live where its very hot and humid people generally need to wear less covering. Anyways modesty is not all the same thing. If it were just one thing then you could be modest with a single act or decision.

Shorts? I am used to seeing very colorful shorts that go somewhere between the knee and the mid thigh. These do not draw my attention at all. I got used to colorful shorts in the 1980's because they became popular. At first I thought they looked silly like boxer shorts on the outside. Now I just think they are comfortable and easy to take care of. I don't have to iron them. I can just wash and dry and let them be wrinkled or not. Generally they are made of 2 layers of cotton, and they don't distract me like a stiffer material would do.
 

crossfire

LHP Mercuræn Feminist Heretic ☿
Premium Member
How short can short shorts really be to be not too short for men and boys in public?

How long can long shorts really be to be not too long for men and boys in public?

Some think shorts that are too short are feminine.

Some think that shorts that are too long are feminine.
Long enough so that your junk doesn't fall out.
Short enough that you don't trip over them.
 

crossfire

LHP Mercuræn Feminist Heretic ☿
Premium Member
Bring back the Trunk Hose and the Slops! :D
WalterRaleighandson.jpg
 

Spirit of Light

Be who ever you want
To me it doesn't much matter one way or the other. If you go to beaches in Europe, most men and boys usually wear brief swimsuits whereas in America it's more the boxer type.

OTOH, if I were to wear briefs at the beach, even the seagulls would disappear.
Personally I use Bermuda shorts at the beach, not a tiny little skimpy briefs
 

Jonathan Bailey

Well-Known Member
Too short/long for what? The suitability of clothing is a function of their purpose and environment.

I don’t see the length of shorts automatically make them “feminine” and I’m not sure why that is a problem beyond the feelings of the person wearing them.


There was a Lassie episode from the 1950's. A Brit boy visited America in the little farm town of Calverton and was a guest at the Martin farm. One country boy on a bicycle asks another if the Brit boy was a girl. He was wearing "skinny" black shorts that were down to about the knees. His hair was still short like a boy's though. Circa 1959.

Please go to time mark 8:25 below:


Does the Brit boy look girlish to you? English boys are a lot more polished in manners than their American counterparts.
 
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