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Constipation and peanut butter cookies

Audie

Audie

Veteran Member
Dan From Smithville said:
Having actually eaten possum in my very distant past, I do not recall how it was prepared or with what it was served. I would go with a nice braised polenta, sauteed asparagus, sauteed mushrooms and a lovely spinach salad. But given my choice, I would let the possum go on the way to the store to buy a nice thick steak to go with the previously mentioned sides.
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One showed up in Brooklyn a few months back and
created a panic.
 
ChristineM

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Audie said:
That is just the same as Bangkok or Manila street food.
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Nah, it's a 'proper' british curry originating in Birmingham, rated one of the hottest (standard*) curries available.

Phall is a British Asian curry which originated in British Bangladeshi restaurants in Birmingham, UK. It is not to be confused with the char-grilled, gravyless, finger food phall from Madras Presidency.
Phall - Wikipedia​
 
Mindmaster

Mindmaster

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
Wirey said:
So guess what makes God laugh these days? If I eat peanut butter, my back door gets dead bolted. And two days ago I ate two peanut butter cookies. I look like a pregnant woman who’s ready to pop, and feel worse.
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Had it worse once -- for whatever reason I had a 3 week "back up", took some pills, and it looked like my toilet was invaded by a deviant German sausage maker. Literal "ropes". Whoever said you have over 30 feet of intestines wasn't lying... :D
 
Stanyon

Stanyon

WWMRD?
If constipated:

Buy 3 litre bottle of Riunite Lambrusco, drink contents, stay close to bathroom and the magic will soon happen.
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Mindmaster said:
Had it worse once -- for whatever reason I had a 3 week "back up", took some pills, and it looked like my toilet was invaded by a deviant German sausage maker. Literal "ropes". Whoever said you have over 30 feet of intestines wasn't lying... :D
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One could experience the old "double coiler" problem.
Ask @Wirey about it.
Were you by any chance wearing leather pants when this affliction arose?
 
Vinayaka

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
Wirey said:
So guess what makes God laugh these days? If I eat peanut butter, my back door gets dead bolted. And two days ago I ate two peanut butter cookies. I look like a pregnant woman who’s ready to pop, and feel worse.
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Can't the docs add another zipper, much like the one on the side of yer head? Then you could just unzip, reach in there, and .....
 
Quagmire

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
Hope everything comes out alright, Wirey. ( :D )


Maybe try drinking lots of coffee.

Or see a doctor. Can't be good to hold all that in.
 
Dan From Smithville

Dan From Smithville

Recently discovered my planet of origin.
Staff member
Premium Member
Audie said:
One showed up in Brooklyn a few months back and
created a panic.
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They do sort of look like a giant mutant rat. If you are not used to seeing them, they might be a bit unsettling. They aren't really that fierce. They'll hiss a bit run away.
 
Mindmaster

Mindmaster

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
Revoltingest said:
One could experience the old "double coiler" problem.
Ask @Wirey about it.
Were you by any chance wearing leather pants when this affliction arose?
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Haha, no... actually I'm not sure what originated the problem. Never had the problem before in my life, so didn't know what was going on really.

Coils not even... Looked like something out of the movie Anaconda...
 
Thief

Thief

Rogue Theologian
I see you people like to talk ****

but on the more serious side.....a 1dollar bottle of magnesium citrate
down the hatch

DO NOT leave your house

do not pass go

you will pass EVERYTHING ELSE
 
PoetPhilosopher

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
There have been times when I didn't have any other sugary drinks in the house, so I drank like 56 oz of apple juice. Would not recommend.
 
Thief

Thief

Rogue Theologian
AT-AT said:
There have been times when I didn't have any other sugary drinks in the house, so I drank like 56 oz of apple juice. Would not recommend.
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besides the discomfort of such things.....

get a cheap blood sugar kit
learn to poke your finger and check your sugar
the number 100 is the notation
300 is likely to hurt you.....permanently

one weekend I bought a small watermelon
and somehow.....my wife and son didn't want any
so.....I ate the whole thing in about two days

spiked the sugar count to 275

not safe

neither are fruit drinks in jugs
 
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