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Life's Great Truths Learned From Experience

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
  • Fire is hot.
  • Driving while enraged can lead to almost rolling a car.
  • Trying to convince someone by using facts and logic is 99% futile.
  • Dogs like to eat fresh cow poop.
  • If a woman says "nothing's the matter" you are in utterly deep doo-doo.
  • Saying and meaning "I'm sorry" even if it's not your fault and offering a foot massage is often effective.
  • Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell BAD
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Tomatoes are evil.
But even with bacon?
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sealchan

Well-Known Member
  • Fire is hot.
  • Driving while enraged can lead to almost rolling a car.
  • Trying to convince someone by using facts and logic is 99% futile.
  • Dogs like to eat fresh cow poop.
  • If a woman says "nothing's the matter" you are in utterly deep doo-doo.
  • Saying and meaning "I'm sorry" even if it's not your fault and offering a foot massage is often effective.
  • Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell BAD

For some sorry means taking responsibility, for others it means offering empathy.
 

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
When you say you're going to spend 15 minutes at Walmart, you are right and wrong - yes it takes 15 minutes, no you spend another 30 minutes waiting for a checkout lane or self-checkout to free up.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
With enough bacon..... you too can have hypertension and an acute myocardial infarction
 

Enoch07

It's all a sick freaking joke.
Premium Member
If you've been taking high dose antibiotics. Don't ever trust a fart.
 

Stanyon

WWMRD?
don't drink a large Starbucks nitro cold brew with cream after you haven't eaten for a day and a half
(I sometimes forget to eat)
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
There are things you really don't want to know.....but sadly you don't know that, until after you already know those things
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
When you say you're going to spend 15 minutes at Walmart, you are right and wrong - yes it takes 15 minutes, no you spend another 30 minutes waiting for a checkout lane or self-checkout to free up.

Talking of time...

My theory is microprocessors emit a time warp.

It happens every time. "I am just going on the computer for five minutes"

Over 4 hours later i shout "five minutes were up 4 hours ago"
 
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