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Illinois jokes

PoetPhilosopher

PoetPhilosopher

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-Where two or more people are gathered, so is corn

-If you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes for the new forecast

-When in doubt, remember: it's coming out of your pocket

-People plant plants just to see green scenery. Then winter comes in summer and the plant dies

-The only areas with good education system, are also the areas where your window will get busted

-A conceal and carry won't make you feel any safer, it just levels the playing field

-It will make you feel nostalgic for some foreign countries the way people drive on the wrong side of the road
 
Stevicus

Stevicus

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A lot of my family were from Illinois. I think it's a fine state. I remember visiting my cousin's hog farm, and it was quite a task to clean up and get rid of the smell.
 
PoetPhilosopher

PoetPhilosopher

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Stevicus said:
A lot of my family were from Illinois. I think it's a fine state. I remember visiting my cousin's hog farm, and it was quite a task to clean up and get rid of the smell.
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A local town here had a pig truck turn over and the pigs went loose. I don't think any one of the pigs were injured, but they were never really able to track down the pigs.
 
Jedster

Jedster

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AT-AT said:
-Where two or more people are gathered, so is corn

-If you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes for the new forecast

-When in doubt, remember: it's coming out of your pocket

-People plant plants just to see green scenery. Then winter comes in summer and the plant dies

-The only areas with good education system, are also the areas where your window will get busted

-A conceal and carry won't make you feel any safer, it just levels the playing field

-It will make you feel nostalgic for some foreign countries the way people drive on the wrong side of the road
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isn't this an Illinois joke

"Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Cocktail Waitress: Oh, we got both kinds. We got Country AND Western!"
 
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