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Bishop:- Gays caused by pregnant women having anal sex.

oldbadger

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Gay people exist because pregnant women had 'anal sex' claims ...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9595762/gay-pregnant-women-anal-sex-bishop-cyprus/

Gay people exist because pregnant women had 'anal sex' claims orthodox bishop in Cyprus. Jon Lockett. 26 Jul 2019, 23:48; Updated: 27 Jul 2019, 2:27.


Well folks? Who can show me where this is explained in the Christian Bible?
How gob-smackingly stunningly head-throbbingly cranky this stuff is.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
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Gay people exist because pregnant women had 'anal sex' claims ...

Unborn babies turn gay when pregnant women have anal sex, claims bishop
Gay people exist because pregnant women had 'anal sex' claims orthodox bishop in Cyprus. Jon Lockett. 26 Jul 2019, 23:48; Updated: 27 Jul 2019, 2:27.


Well folks? Who can show me where this is explained in the Christian Bible?
How gob-smackingly stunningly head-throbbingly cranky this stuff is.

Not the craziest claim i have ever heard but its definitely a ranker
 

Audie

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Gay people exist because pregnant women had 'anal sex' claims ...

Bishop outrageously says unborn babies turn gay when mums have anal sex

Gay people exist because pregnant women had 'anal sex' claims orthodox bishop in Cyprus. Jon Lockett. 26 Jul 2019, 23:48; Updated: 27 Jul 2019, 2:27.


Well folks? Who can show me where this is explained in the Christian Bible?
How gob-smackingly stunningly head-throbbingly cranky this stuff is.

Priests etc are professional liars. That does not begin
to rank with genesis, exodus etc.
 
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Mindmaster

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Gay people exist because pregnant women had 'anal sex' claims ...

Bishop outrageously says unborn babies turn gay when mums have anal sex

Gay people exist because pregnant women had 'anal sex' claims orthodox bishop in Cyprus. Jon Lockett. 26 Jul 2019, 23:48; Updated: 27 Jul 2019, 2:27.


Well folks? Who can show me where this is explained in the Christian Bible?
How gob-smackingly stunningly head-throbbingly cranky this stuff is.

Nah, won't happen... But, what can happen is you get parasite eggs on your junk from performing the anal somehow get some of those into your mouth and get really jacked up. Unless someone has treated their parasites directly 80% of humans have them, so yeah... gross, but... w/e. Some of these parasites scan infect a woman vaginally as well, so there is that happy accident waiting to happen too.

That's probably a more compelling reason not to have anal sex.
 

ChristineM

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Now you've got me interested. :)
I should have opened the thread up for other crazy claims!

Wotchagot?

Talking donkeys
Giants roaming the earth
Saturns rings are Jesus's foreskin
Brown skin is a punishment from god
Bread turns to jesus flesh and wine to his blood, after its eaten/drunk
The earth was made on the afternoon of october 23, 6000 years ago (and next year it will still be 6000 years

Or simply read these threads for some real beauties.
 

shmogie

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Gay people exist because pregnant women had 'anal sex' claims ...

Bishop outrageously says unborn babies turn gay when mums have anal sex
Gay people exist because pregnant women had 'anal sex' claims orthodox bishop in Cyprus. Jon Lockett. 26 Jul 2019, 23:48; Updated: 27 Jul 2019, 2:27.


Well folks? Who can show me where this is explained in the Christian Bible?
How gob-smackingly stunningly head-throbbingly cranky this stuff is.
Of course this isn´t in the Bible. However, since there are a plethora of ideaś about what causes homosexuality, I guess his idea is as good as anybody elses.

I had an older cousin who was a homosexual. My mother was convinced that he was as he was because my aunt made him do girly chores. So, my mother never asked me to wash dishes, sweep, make my bed, etc. Her theory worked out great for me,
 

Neutral Name

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Gay people exist because pregnant women had 'anal sex' claims ...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9595762/gay-pregnant-women-anal-sex-bishop-cyprus/

Gay people exist because pregnant women had 'anal sex' claims orthodox bishop in Cyprus. Jon Lockett. 26 Jul 2019, 23:48; Updated: 27 Jul 2019, 2:27.


Well folks? Who can show me where this is explained in the Christian Bible?
How gob-smackingly stunningly head-throbbingly cranky this stuff is.

OMG! I think the bishop exists because his mother was impregnated by an evil alien. Just another case in point to me of loving Christians doing what Jesus told them to do, hating other people. I bet he has never commented on people who have committed adultery which is in the Ten Commandments and the Ten Commandments were what Jesus considered most important. I can never get over these people.

Thanks for pointing it out. I hadn't heard it yet.
 

Stevicus

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Well folks? Who can show me where this is explained in the Christian Bible?
How gob-smackingly stunningly head-throbbingly cranky this stuff is.

It's in the Book of Armaments, after the part about the Holy Hand Grenade. It explains that the Earth is banana-shaped, how sheep's bladders can be employed to prevent earthquakes, and that anal sex causes the offspring of pregnant women to become gay.

Geez, doesn't anyone know their Bible anymore? :p
 

shmogie

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Talking donkeys
Giants roaming the earth
Saturns rings are Jesus's foreskin
Brown skin is a punishment from god
Bread turns to jesus flesh and wine to his blood, after its eaten/drunk
The earth was made on the afternoon of october 23, 6000 years ago (and next year it will still be 6000 years

Or simply read these threads for some real beauties.
Here is another bizarre one for you, some people actually believe that a random mix of chemicals created living organisms, just like alchemists make gold out of lead, only a million times more difficult. How bizarre
 

Kenny

Face to face with my Father
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Gay people exist because pregnant women had 'anal sex' claims ...

Bishop outrageously says unborn babies turn gay when mums have anal sex
Gay people exist because pregnant women had 'anal sex' claims orthodox bishop in Cyprus. Jon Lockett. 26 Jul 2019, 23:48; Updated: 27 Jul 2019, 2:27.


Well folks? Who can show me where this is explained in the Christian Bible?
How gob-smackingly stunningly head-throbbingly cranky this stuff is.

Someone forgot to engage their brain before they opened their mouth.
 

Kenny

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Premium Member
Here is another bizarre one for you, some people actually believe that a random mix of chemicals created living organisms, just like alchemists make gold out of lead, only a million times more difficult. How bizarre
I've heard of another one... a person said that though he was an XY, he is a female. Can someone show me some scientific evidence for such a claim? ;)
 

Father Heathen

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Nah, won't happen... But, what can happen is you get parasite eggs on your junk from performing the anal somehow get some of those into your mouth and get really jacked up. Unless someone has treated their parasites directly 80% of humans have them, so yeah... gross, but... w/e. Some of these parasites scan infect a woman vaginally as well, so there is that happy accident waiting to happen too.

That's probably a more compelling reason not to have anal sex.


"Parasite eggs"? The anus is rife with bacteria, but using a condom or thorough cleansing in preparation will prevent the likeliness of contracting a UTI.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
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Here is another bizarre one for you, some people actually believe that a random mix of chemicals created living organisms, just like alchemists make gold out of lead, only a million times more difficult. How bizarre

Where do you get random from? Oh makes it more acceptable to you, fair enough.

Life has been created in laboratories three times that i know of, each time using different methods, it seems life is really quite easy and who knows how many times its actually starred on earth already?

But the best one I have heard is 'i dont understand so god musta dun it wiv magic'
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
I've heard of another one... a person said that though he was an XY, he is a female. Can someone show me some scientific evidence for such a claim? ;)

XY gonadal dysgenesis, also known as Swyer syndrome, is a type of hypogonadism in a person whose karyotype is 46,XY. They typically have normal female external genitalia, identify as female, and are raised as girls.
XY gonadal dysgenesis - Wikipedia

Easy to look up,i hope it helps
 

Darkforbid

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It's completely true. Research has shown male children from heterosexual couples who practise anal sex, like playing with dolls, pink ribbons and other girlish things.
 

Darkforbid

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Where do you get random from? Oh makes it more acceptable to you, fair enough.

Life has been created in laboratories three times that i know of, each time using different methods, it seems life is really quite easy and who knows how many times its actually starred on earth already?

But the best one I have heard is 'i dont understand so god musta dun it wiv magic'

Rubbish they may have made life like structures,,, but scientifically created life has never happened
 
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