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Not an Onion article:Feminist wins award for designing chair that prevents "manspreading"

Dan From Smithville

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Considering we fought out others to be born, if you understand birth (or if I understand it), we are all pretty close to needing a big #1 medal.
It was tight race all the way up to the end, but I was the come from behind underdog that came home with the big win.
 

Dan From Smithville

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I don't know what manspreading is, and those chairs wouldn't last in any library I've been to. No library has ever made me feel comfortable despite all the new fancy chairs, but those look like food tables.

There was this one chair that kept having ant problems. Seriously, it was always infested with ants. Another chair swiveled nicely but wasn't well balanced for anybody over 180lb. There were some very tall stools that could have passed for tables.

Sofas...yes the sofas are nice. I also like a nice, big wooden chair; and its Ok if its got a leather pad on it.
I remember the ant chair by Lazy Boy. That didn't sell well, so they took it off the market.

I like big comfy sofas. Something you can sit on and sleep on, but good recliner has them all beat.
 

Father Heathen

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I saw this yesterday. She wins an award for making a chair to prevent men to prevent "manspreading" from taking up others personal space but also invented a chair for women to encourage "womanspreading" to encourage women to take up other people personal space? ROFLMAO

Did at any point anyone say to her just use a chair with armrest.
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:facepalm:

It screams chip on the shoulder.
 

Enoch07

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I don't know what manspreading is, and those chairs wouldn't last in any library I've been to. No library has ever made me feel comfortable despite all the new fancy chairs, but those look like food tables.

There was this one chair that kept having ant problems. Seriously, it was always infested with ants. Another chair swiveled nicely but wasn't well balanced for anybody over 180lb. There were some very tall stools that could have passed for tables.

Sofas...yes the sofas are nice. I also like a nice, big wooden chair; and its Ok if its got a leather pad on it.

Manspreading according Feminist:
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Apparently the reason we (men) sit like this is solely to invade the private space of women. Maybe It's because we have twigs and berry's between our legs that get pinched and cause pain. Or that it can cause medical conditions that if not treated can cause severe damage. Testicular torsion - Symptoms and causes

But then again since when have men done anything other than for the sole purpose of harassing women?
 

Dan From Smithville

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Manspreading according Feminist:
View attachment 31125

Apparently the reason we (men) sit like this is solely to invade the private space of women. Maybe It's because we have twigs and berry's between our legs that get pinched and cause pain. Or that it can cause medical conditions that if not treated can cause severe damage. Testicular torsion - Symptoms and causes

But then again since when have men done anything other than for the sole purpose of harassing women?
Maybe it is a subway/public transportation thing.
 

Liu

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I don't remember ever having seen someone do this "manspreading" type of sitting anywhere they could have been taking up space in a public transport, library or anywhere else because of it. I commuted to university for over 5 years by train and bus.

But well, our public seats here in Germany are rarely benches but actual seats. The only problems you can have in getting a seat is if someone overweight is taking up space (rare) or simply because every seat is full.

Also, that construction looks highly uncomfortable, I rather sit on the floor.
 

Enoch07

It's all a sick freaking joke.
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Maybe it is a subway/public transportation thing.

From what I know I think that is the main grievance. And I understand that some guys probably do take up more room than need for their twig and berries, just to be a-holes. But to say we don't need any room at all for em is outrageous. It really gives ya new respect for "tuckers" though. Takes a real tough person to endure that kinda pain!
 
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"Let's make all men uncomfortable just so the small minority who are lacking in manners don't take up more space than they should."
 

Stevicus

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Maybe it is a subway/public transportation thing.

Yeah, I think that's mainly what it is. When I first heard the term "manspreading," it seems it was always told in the context of large city subway systems.

Those of us who live in flyover country don't have to worry about problems like this.
 

Revoltingest

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Manspreading according Feminist:
View attachment 31125

Apparently the reason we (men) sit like this is solely to invade the private space of women. Maybe It's because we have twigs and berry's between our legs that get pinched and cause pain. Or that it can cause medical conditions that if not treated can cause severe damage. Testicular torsion - Symptoms and causes

But then again since when have men done anything other than for the sole purpose of harassing women?
You mantastically managed to mansplain manspreading.
 

Brickjectivity

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Manspreading according Feminist:
View attachment 31125

Apparently the reason we (men) sit like this is solely to invade the private space of women. Maybe It's because we have twigs and berry's between our legs that get pinched and cause pain. Or that it can cause medical conditions that if not treated can cause severe damage. Testicular torsion - Symptoms and causes

But then again since when have men done anything other than for the sole purpose of harassing women?
I'm pretty sure its a prank. Male and female chairs. I don't know if they're pranking feminists or men, but its a prank.
 

Dan From Smithville

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Yeah, I think that's mainly what it is. When I first heard the term "manspreading," it seems it was always told in the context of large city subway systems.

Those of us who live in flyover country don't have to worry about problems like this.
Then I am not sure how a chair is going to solve that problem. Unless the plan is to install them on subway cars and buses. That does not seem very practical or economical. Sudden stops would create an entirely new problem with the invasion of personal space.
 
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