The Reverend Bob
Fart Machine and Beastmaster
Here is my 4th of July present for you. Consider it your Independence Day. Please go at it and remember this is not a safe space and mommy is not going to protect you. So who will be the first?
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Insult the Person Above You
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PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
You bring joy to the forum and you make your mother proud you were born with your high integrity and work ethic.
The Reverend Bob
Fart Machine and Beastmaster
Damn it! This is the thread where I am supposed to shine! How can I shine with compliments?
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
I've learned from someone other than you that the best insults are ones that get under a person's skin. Now with that being said...
When Katy Perry spoke of unconditional love in her song "Unconditional", she was probably talking about a classy, sophisticated man like yourself.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
You wouldn't last over 3 seconds on a queer dating app filled with 21st century 19 year old boys.
Milton Platt
Well-Known Member
I hope you step on a Lego......
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
Okay but after I step on it, I will lick it with my tongue slowly and send you a GIF of it.
Milton Platt
Well-Known Member
Ewe......
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
I beheld Reverend Bob as he sat at the right hand of Light. He descended from the sky to the multitude of poor and weak people. He said a prayer, broke a piece of pizza, and that piece of pizza fed seven thousand.
Man, I keep wanting to, but everybody posting above me, I like! Even Platt!
Milton Platt
Well-Known Member
Now you're pushing it, bub!!!
To you I quote the Stattler Brothers:
May your wife have runners in her hose
May an elephant caress you with his toes
May the Bird of Paridise fly up your nose
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
The zoo called. The monkey wants its butt back which you are using for a 401K.
If my dog had a face like yours, I’d shave it’s butt and teach it to walk backwards!
(I still like ya).
My goodness! You should stay indoors...you’ll scare the kids. At least buy a wig!
Lionel Refson
Member
There is no person above me, there never will be!...........And I am above no one.
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