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Insults You've Heard

Wu Wei

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
A friend of mine in High school used this one multiple times

"You dimwitted, scum slurping, puppy molesting, moat licker"

Not exactly sure where it came from, it just appeared one day.
 
Thief

Thief

Rogue Theologian
The Reverend Bob said:
I am calling the Mods on all of you for breaking the Prime Directive:

1. Personal Comments About Members and Staff
Personal attacks and name-calling, whether direct or in the third person, are strictly prohibited on the forums. Critique each other's ideas all you want, but under no circumstances personally attack each other or the staff. Quoting a member's post in a separate/new thread without their permission to challenge or belittle them, or harassing staff members for performing moderation duties, will also be considered a personal attack.
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snitch
 
Quagmire

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
Wu Wei said:
A friend of mine in High school used this one multiple times

"You dimwitted, scum slurping, puppy molesting, moat licker"

Not exactly sure where it came from, it just appeared one day.
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Things like that don't just "appear one day", Wu Wei.
o_O
 
The Reverend Bob

The Reverend Bob

Fart Machine and Beastmaster
Wu Wei said:
A friend of mine in High school used this one multiple times

"You dimwitted, scum slurping, puppy molesting, moat licker"

Not exactly sure where it came from, it just appeared one day.
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Oh I do like that one. Who is this person so I may go foddle them in an inappropriate manner?
 
Wu Wei

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
The Reverend Bob said:
Oh I do like that one. Who is this person so I may go foddle them in an inappropriate manner?
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Well, he is a retired pro soccer player, but he still is a fast runner...I think... but he has had knee surgery....I'm not sure you could catch him....however I'd worry about his wife she is also an ex-soccer player so she kicks REALLY hard...and she was a goalie....but you are welcome to try :D
 
Thief

Thief

Rogue Theologian
yeah.....and someone wrote me into a lyric

'.....who would steal the candy? from a laughing baby's mouth
if he could it from the money man......'

Jethro Tull
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Quagmire said:
*Makes a note to Google porcine later.
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Tis better than being called "ovine".

One of me favorite insults is from STTOS.
(True nerds know what that is.)
In the episode, Friday's Child, Dr McCoy calls a Klingon a liar....
"What the Klingon has said is unimportant, and we do not hear his words."
 
Wu Wei

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Had another friend, a Vietnam vet, whose favorite insult was to tell people

"Go take an aeronautical intercourse off a piece of reciprocating perforated pastry"
 
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