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Insults You've Heard

Estro Felino

Believer in free will
Premium Member
Certain people have names which sound cruel jokes of destiny...

My best friend is called Virginia...but she is one of the most promiscuous girls I have ever met...
She even wanted to date my ex boyfriends ...

:p:p

Speaking of virginity...
 
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Estro Felino

Believer in free will
Premium Member
Or Immacolata Chaouqui...the girl who slept with half Vatican to get those documents...

Very Immaculate...
 

dybmh

דניאל יוסף בן מאיר הירש
But seriously... 2 of the most unintentionally insulting things I've heard:

"You remind me so much of your mother."

"I was exactly like you when I was your age."
 

Audie

Veteran Member
Careful @AT-AT . You ever see a Scottish groundskeeper angry?

He'd have to understand the insult first, so there
should be but little chance of misadventure.
But ifn he did!
I hate to think, suddenly spluttering into a rage when half
way thro' a bit o' haggis
 

The Reverend Bob

Fart Machine and Beastmaster
I am calling the Mods on all of you for breaking the Prime Directive:

1. Personal Comments About Members and Staff
Personal attacks and name-calling, whether direct or in the third person, are strictly prohibited on the forums. Critique each other's ideas all you want, but under no circumstances personally attack each other or the staff. Quoting a member's post in a separate/new thread without their permission to challenge or belittle them, or harassing staff members for performing moderation duties, will also be considered a personal attack.
 

It Aint Necessarily So

Veteran Member
Premium Member
I like this one, apocryphally attributed to Winston Churchill:

The “Listener” reports the following from the subway: On one of the recent warm days a sour-visaged, fussy lady got on one of the smoking seats on an open car in the subway.

Next her sat a man who was smoking a cigar. More than that, the lady, sniffing, easily made out that the man had been eating onions. Still more than that, she had the strongest kind of suspicion that he had been drinking beer. The lady fussed and wriggled, and grew angrier, and looked at the man scornfully. Presently she could endure it no longer. She looked squarely at him and said:

“If you were my husband, sir, I’d give you a dose of poison!”

The man looked at her. “If I were your husband,” said he, “I’d take it!”
 

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

I am calling the Mods on all of you for breaking the Prime Directive:

1. Personal Comments About Members and Staff
Personal attacks and name-calling, whether direct or in the third person, are strictly prohibited on the forums. Critique each other's ideas all you want, but under no circumstances personally attack each other or the staff. Quoting a member's post in a separate/new thread without their permission to challenge or belittle them, or harassing staff members for performing moderation duties, will also be considered a personal attack.
 
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