I always like hearing Calculon's epithet....
"Beef witted poppinjay"
"Beef witted poppinjay"
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Insults You've Heard
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PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
Why would you want to hear about insults? Hasn't the mirror already given you enough grief?
/kidding
/kidding
The mirror...my old nemesis.Why would you want to hear about insults? Hasn't the mirror already given you enough grief?
/kidding
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
I always like the line "Better call the whaaaaaambulance!" after someone whines.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
"You're so short, when it rains you're always the last to know."
dybmh
דניאל יוסף בן מאיר הירש
I'm always the last to know...
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
I insult Seamus.....
My mother called me s l u t lately (wow)...
She has said that the spirit of some departed porn star possessed my soul...
Ah...i cattolici...
She has said that the spirit of some departed porn star possessed my soul...
Ah...i cattolici...
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
My mother called me s l u t lately (wow)...
She has said that the spirit of some departed porn star possessed my soul...
Ah...i cattolici...
I've been called a peen. Not sure whether to take it as a compliment or insult.
Audie
Veteran Member
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
Another one: "I'd have a battle of wits with you, but I see you came unarmed!"
The Reverend Bob
Fart Machine and Beastmaster
I am writing that one down
"She's so ugly, she has marks from being touched with an eleven foot pole."
The Reverend Bob
Fart Machine and Beastmaster
I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.