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"Masturbation Is A Form Of Homo Sex."

Skwim

Skwim

Veteran Member
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Nothing very important, just odd.


"Christian Right activist Dave Daubenmire said on his “Pass the Salt Live” webcast yesterday that masturbation was wrong in part because it was a form of homosexuality.

You’re touching yourself, therefore you’re touching someone of the same sex, therefore it’s totally gay. #ChristianLogic


… Masturbation is a form of homo sex. You’re having sex with yourself. That’s homo sex, folks. It’s a male having sex with a male. That’s homo sex. If a woman masturbates, that’s a woman having sex with a woman. That is a form of lesbianism. I mean, what else would you call it?
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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Dave Daubenmire proved once and for all that straight people have gone extinct. Everyone’s gay now. It’s just a fact.
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Dan From Smithville

Dan From Smithville

What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Staff member
Premium Member
Skwim said:
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Nothing very important, just odd.


"Christian Right activist Dave Daubenmire said on his “Pass the Salt Live” webcast yesterday that masturbation was wrong in part because it was a form of homosexuality.

You’re touching yourself, therefore you’re touching someone of the same sex, therefore it’s totally gay. #ChristianLogic


… Masturbation is a form of homo sex. You’re having sex with yourself. That’s homo sex, folks. It’s a male having sex with a male. That’s homo sex. If a woman masturbates, that’s a woman having sex with a woman. That is a form of lesbianism. I mean, what else would you call it?​
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Dave Daubenmire proved once and for all that straight people have gone extinct. Everyone’s gay now. It’s just a fact.
source

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I have never understood why fundamentalist Christians that are against sex outside of a very narrowly defined scope are so obsessed with sex, especially the sex other people are having.
 
ChristineM

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Skwim said:
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Nothing very important, just odd.


"Christian Right activist Dave Daubenmire said on his “Pass the Salt Live” webcast yesterday that masturbation was wrong in part because it was a form of homosexuality.

You’re touching yourself, therefore you’re touching someone of the same sex, therefore it’s totally gay. #ChristianLogic


… Masturbation is a form of homo sex. You’re having sex with yourself. That’s homo sex, folks. It’s a male having sex with a male. That’s homo sex. If a woman masturbates, that’s a woman having sex with a woman. That is a form of lesbianism. I mean, what else would you call it?​
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Dave Daubenmire proved once and for all that straight people have gone extinct. Everyone’s gay now. It’s just a fact.
source

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Do what does he think mutual masturbation between straight make and straight female is?

Or does he even know mutual masturbation even exists?

He sounds like a bit of a w*nker to me
 
C

columbus

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So, if I fantasize about holding Mr Daubenmire face down in the ladies toilet at Qdoba, and use a stolen cucumber, is that still gay?
Tom
 
C

columbus

yawn <ignore> yawn
AT-AT said:
You got me. I am actually Mayim Bialik. And if I'm Mayim, what role did you want in the show Young Amy?
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Fortunately for me, I am old and wise enough to have little idea what you're talking about and even less interest.
Tom
 
siti

siti

Well-Known Member
Skwim said:
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Dave Daubenmire proved once and for all that straight people have gone extinct. Everyone’s gay now. It’s just a fact.
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Gone extinct? Surely on that assessment they never existed - and I have a sneaking suspicion that he might even have a point there - sexual attraction cums (oops) naturally, "orientation" is learned...?
 
Nakosis

Nakosis

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