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The Crazy Acquaintance Report

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I'm sure other posters interact with crazy folk.
Report on their antics here.


Today, my helper & friend...call him Bob....told me this story today....
He told a friend at his church (some fundie Christian group) that he
wanted to hack into the U Of Mich (UM) stadium billboard to post a
message. Friend told Bob that UM would kill him for that.

Bob thought deeply about that, & wondered if Friend meant he would
personally kill Bob, or if UM would do it, or the organized crime group
which owns UM sports would do it. I try to help Bob understand that
many people will say things to give the impression of deep inside
knowledge of some mysterious & malevolent organization, but in
actuality, they're just full of sublithic coprolites....small men who want
to make themselves seem important.

Poor Bob...he easily falls prey to every Tom, Dick, & Harry with some
outlandish conspiracy theory. Nothing is what it seems....everything that
happens, no matter how slight, is driven by the Machiavellian machinations
of Marxists, the deep state, Islam, Democrats, liberals, etc, etc.
It bothers him, stressing him out....trying to figure out the feints within feints
within feints of all the malefactors he sees. Even a chance encounter at a
grocery store convinces him that government agents following & surveilling him.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
I heard the most whacked up conspiracy theory the other day, but I don't remember what it was. I did meet one guy who believes the government has buried bombs throughout California and when they blow them that's what will break the sate off from the mainland and they'll tell us it was an earthquake.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
I met one guy who got the rubber tips of his earbud lodged in his ear canal. He doesn't even know how it happened
 

Terry Sampson

Well-Known Member
I met one guy...

Thanks a lot! :( In Post #3, you tell me about a "whacked up conspiracy theory" that you heard recently but can't remember, and then you tell me about a guy you met who got his earbud tips lodged in his ear, but you don't say how long he left them in. ;) What did he have to do to get them out or were they still in his ears when you met him?
 

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
That reminds me. Did that wasp sting you got the other day heal up?

Yeah. Thanks for asking. It looked just like this image I found on the internet for awhile:

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sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
This disease is very widespread in a milder form. Just look at those who believe fake news with doctored images and videos.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
Thanks a lot! :( In Post #3, you tell me about a "whacked up conspiracy theory" that you heard recently but can't remember, and then you tell me about a guy you met who got his earbud tips lodged in his ear, but you don't say how long he left them in. ;) What did he have to do to get them out or were they still in his ears when you met him?
I picked him up from an urgent care clinic. He had them stuck in there for four or five days, and endured those days in agony and pain before finally deciding to go to a doctor, who had to dog them out.
I meet all sorts of interesting people driving for Lyft. Like on a lady who corrected me its not the police but the "po-po," one grumpy lady who just got out of the hospital after a six-week stay, she was put on oxygen, so she had me go to a gas station so she could get some smokes and a lighter. One oddball who was very into watching golf. Or this guy my mom age (over 60) who likes cradle of filth and has seen them in concert
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
sure other posters interact with crazy folk.
If its a contest, I'm sure you'll win. For the colorful cast of characters I've known, the only person i know who has killed a person killed one and because he was in a bad position of kill or be killed by a gang. He didnt escape from prison, either. Though my moms first husband (murdered before i was born) did to have lunch with my mom.
 

bobhikes

Nondetermined
Premium Member
I'm sure other posters interact with crazy folk.
Report on their antics here.

At another job of mine, I would talk with this guy on second shift. He was always telling me stories of Aliens and Alien invasions. He would also rant about the government but he was otherwise normal and I thought he was joking. He left the site and moved to another state and fell in trouble with the government. He wanted to pay for the new house and move with Cash that he kept buried in his yard. I found out he also didn't trust banks because they were part of the government conspiracy. Damn I was shocked a man I thought was normal was actually a Crazy and all those stories he told me he believed was true.
 

Terry Sampson

Well-Known Member
Yeah. Thanks for asking. It looked just like this image I found on the internet for awhile:

Lucky you. Back in the Summer of 1960, my youngest brother was messing around a red ant hole outside. He was wearing loose shorts and squatting when an ant managed to crawl up and sting him on a testicle. He was severely allergic to bee and wasp stings. He hollered bloody murder; my brothers and I had to chase him down; Dad put "Bear Grease" or "wheel bearing grease" on him; and he whimpered for the rest of the day. [He underwent "bug venom" allergy treatment not so long ago.]
 

Enoch07

It's all a sick freaking joke.
Premium Member
one grumpy lady who just got out of the hospital after a six-week stay, she was put on oxygen, so she had me go to a gas station so she could get some smokes and a lighter.

Reminds me of a story of mine.

When I lived in Germany. I had to be hospitalized for a few days and have surgery. I was in a room with 2 other patients for those days. Every few hours they would come get the gentleman to my left, who had stage 4 lung cancer, and they would be gone for 15-20 mins then return with him. He always reeked of cigarette smoke when he returned. Being a smoker at the time and outraged that I wasn't allowed to leave for smoke breaks like the elderly gentleman. I ..voiced my displeasure... and demanded to be given my cigarette breaks!

Then they informed me the only reason he is allowed cigarettes is because he was so far gone that denying him cigarettes would kill him quicker. And that he had worked it out with them to allow him to smoke to give all his family time to visit him before he passed.

Now kinda bummed out, I withdrew my complaint and quit smoking entirely. Well I was clean for 3 years anyways before I gave back in but meh. I'm clean now no cigarette since February!
 

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
My brother in law has adult ADHD. Sister wanted a coffee from Timmy's (the famous Canadian coffee pit stop) so I decide to tag along, figuring it would be a quick 10 minute run there and back. We go to Tim's first, and grab coffee. But he realises he's nearly out of cash, so we go to the bank for a withdrawal. Then he realises his car is low on gas, so we go fill up. Oops, need some groceries. Runs around the store getting this and that. Just as he goes to pay the cashier, he suddenly realises he needs a dozen eggs. Other people are in line but that don't matter. So he goes to the far end of the store to get eggs. It's his lucky day I guess, so we stop at a little bar with the slot machines for a $20 dollar dabble. By now the coffee is cold so he heads for a back alley where he knows there's a garbage bin, where he throws the coffee out, and makes me promise not to tell my sister about the coffee, or the slot machine. Back to Tim's for fresh coffee, and then back home. Probably less that an hour at that.
 
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Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
4 or 5 days??? Yikes!
Yup. Definitely an example of why men are more likely to die from a terminal illness as they are more likely to intentionally delay going to a doctor. This was nothing, but ear pains and aches, loss of hearing, and dizziness are serious problems that should be immediately checked out when they are all present. But he went for days suffering in agony.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
If its a contest, I'm sure you'll win. For the colorful cast of characters I've known, the only person i know who has killed a person killed one and because he was in a bad position of kill or be killed by a gang. He didnt escape from prison, either. Though my moms first husband (murdered before i was born) did to have lunch with my mom.
No contest.
And yes, the double meaning applies.
 
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