Fake news.....
Fake because that's a giant lizard, not a dinosaur
(which would have different skeletal traits).
That's what *they* want you to think. The take a real story and put a fake picture up to deceive.
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That's what *they* want you to think. The take a real story and put a fake picture up to deceive.
I'm bemused and amused.
Shadow Wolf
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That is very true. Especially when it feels like my belly is about to pop or like my head has an ice pick shoved in it.
I get severe fatigue, headaches of a migraine/tension head ache intensity (though without light/sound sensitivities), intense nausea (I rarely vomit but it feels like I'm going to), lots of bloating (that brings lots of pain and even shortness of breathe from the bloating pressing against my diaphragm) with lots of gas, general pain in my abdominal area, constipation, diarrhea, frequent urination, and many, many rectal fissures. And there are also the muscle cramps and spasms, which have been bad enough to have me doubled over in pain (I also went through a battery of tests and exams to rule every other possible explanation out).
On IBS forums (which tend to be mostly women given it disproportionately effects women), I've not seen it compared to food poisoning, but often I see it compared to having a period.
Shadow Wolf
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Yeah. Toho should sue because everyone knows their oversized gorilla-whale that looks like a lizard ate that journalist.
Shadow Wolf
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YES! YOU! SHOULD!I want pizza for dinner, but I shouldn't.
Shadow Wolf
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I'm looking forward to a "semi-retired" life of not having to worry about giving a single **** about trying to fit in and be someone I'm not just for a paycheck, never worry about a dress code, never worry about knowing what the "correct and right" thing to say is, never worry about coworker sensibilities, never worry about customer sensibilities (when it comes to clients, however, I still hold myself to very high standards when I represent me), no more day dreaming about strangling coworkers, stabbing *** kissers, and dunking bosses heads into extremely hot liquids, and no more frustration that I never get ahead.
I'm getting a lawyer, spilling out everything going on with my body and in my mind, and then joining Revoltingest in telling everybody to get back to work to support me (in all reality, most people I know on disabilities don't have it half as bad me (especially once I got IBS) so I figure my chances should be at least decent).
I'm getting a lawyer, spilling out everything going on with my body and in my mind, and then joining Revoltingest in telling everybody to get back to work to support me (in all reality, most people I know on disabilities don't have it half as bad me (especially once I got IBS) so I figure my chances should be at least decent).
Until you're able to retire, just remember to work hard & pay your taxes.
And thank you for your service.
I got my lawn mower style haircut in the bathroom by the mirror this morning, for about the 20th time. The WalMart haircutter has paid for itself about 20 times now. Will keep this barber until he get's Parkinson's. Nice not having to fit in. Ordered new specs this morning too ... the young lady helping me pick out the frames was sort of shocked when I said ... "I don't care. Go ahead, you pick me out a pair." Maybe it was a first time thing for her, I dunno.
Shadow Wolf
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I'm going to be doing a lot of typing/reading/proof reading/editing and putting lots of lines of paper. As for work, I'm about done with regular work, which means about done with regular taxes. You're gonna have to get someone else to support you now, perhaps until I reach level 15 at shoving needles through skin and/or poking hundreds of colorful holes in it.
Shadow Wolf
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I know, right?! And the great thing is here people just don't seem to really care if I don't fit in or not (it's been awhile since I've seen some eyes I've wanted to claw out).
Shadow Wolf
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I thank myself for my services rendered that my coworkers had a 100% survival rate (reasons of concern were due to them pissing my off and my being somewhat abit very accident prone).
Yeah it's always easier that you think it is.
Shadow Wolf
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Depends on where "here" is (August/September in Indiana is the last I felt an urge to pluck out someone's eyes, turn them around, and say "see how ****ing stupid you look?"). California, even what they call the "Conservative" part, is a land of freaks and weirdos compared to Indiana. I think I'd be very shocked and surprised if anyone tells me to "get the **** out of" California like they were telling me in Indiana.
We'll just have to force @Wu Wei to work harder.
Shadow Wolf
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Yup. He's gonna have to do more overtime now.
Unless he wants to be my volunteer guinea-bear-pig and let me pierce and tattoo him up so he can decrease his workload sooner (I'll save the "her pleasure" piercings for Mrs. Wu's delight until I'm ready to pierce the public, and do it for free as a thank you).
Star Trek, the episode in San Francisco, wasn't far off. You can dress however pretty much. An all white tuxedo with horizontal pink stripes would be just fine.
We'll have to work him for all we can as soon as we
can, because I fear he might join us in short order.
Shadow Wolf
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Yeah. After being here, it's kind of easy to see why Rodenberry put Starfleet headquarters in San Francisco. If you're going to be having all sorts of alien species coming in and out, things from all across the galaxy, it helps if they population is already used to not really caring if someone or something that looks different strolls by.
Shadow Wolf
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So, I wonder? Will I need a titanium razor blade to shave his hair to tattoo him? Or is it thick enough I should go with diamond?