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Take Me To Your Leader

Eddi

Agnostic
Premium Member
You’re going about your daily business when suddenly notice an alien space-craft hovering above you. You look up and suddenly, you see a little green man being beamed down to Earth, from the space-craft.

He gently lands on the ground, opens his mouth and in perfect English says:

Take me to your leader!

Who do you take him to, and why?
 

SalixIncendium

अग्निविलोवनन्दः
Staff member
Premium Member
First, I would say, "Ask me nicely."

I would then ask him, "What is it that you consider a leader? What qualities are you looking for?" Then I would make a decision to whom I would bring him.
 

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
You’re going about your daily business when suddenly notice an alien space-craft hovering above you. You look up and suddenly, you see a little green man being beamed down to Earth, from the space-craft.

He gently lands on the ground, opens his mouth and in perfect English says:

Take me to your leader!

Who do you take him to, and why?

William Shatner, of course:

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PureX

Veteran Member
You’re going about your daily business when suddenly notice an alien space-craft hovering above you. You look up and suddenly, you see a little green man being beamed down to Earth, from the space-craft.

He gently lands on the ground, opens his mouth and in perfect English says:

Take me to your leader!

Who do you take him to, and why?
I immediately say; "I AM THE LEADER, WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME?"

;)
 

Eddi

Agnostic
Premium Member
For me, i would send him either the head of state or the head of government of my country - as I would assume the alien was wanting to establish diplomatic relations with the jurisdiction in which he landed

I believe that receiving the alien envoy would be more of a job for the Queen than the Prime Minister, IMO

So I’d tell him to go and beam himself down to Earth in front of Buckingham Palace and request an audience with the monarch
 

VoidCat

Pronouns: he/him/they/them
I would ask if they knew that different areas of the earth have different leaders and if so do they mean the country's leader, the city's leader or some other type of leader. If need be I would explain farther and I would ask them to be more specific. I would suggest that they may want to talk to many different leaders of many different areas of the world.I would explain that in the area of the world I am in my leader is Trump, Congress and the house of representatives but I would suggest that they may want to go to the united nations headquarters and see if they could set them up with a meeting with some world leaders. Then I would google the address to wherever they want to go along with the united nations headquarters, ask if they know where any of those places are and if not is it ok if I ask a friend first to let me borrow their GPS? If they don't know what that is I would explain that it's to help locate a particular area of the world. If they say I can not they have the technology to locate the places on earth on their ship to get me there then I would board the ship and lead the way. If they do let me get the GPS because they don't have that technology then I would get the GPS board the ship and lead the way. Now the reason I make the assumption they may not have the technology is they may know where the earth is and may even know where a few of the places are on earth but I don't know if they know enough about the earth to have it map out on their advance forms of whatever they use to locate places. After all I wouldn't know much about their technology which is probaby more advance then human technology. On the way there, I would ask questions about their politics, explain a little about earth and humans. I would try to gain understanding from them and try to help them understand us so that they may find it easier to talk to said leaders. I would ask why they are there as well and may or may not get much of an explanation. I would warn them that humans may freak out about them. This is all assuming I don't freak out, that the aliens are fluent enough in English, that I'm not hallucinating, that they don't take the way I talk as disrespect,that they are only curious and don't want to enslave humans and that they don't kill me etc...
 
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Why? Because after humanity speculating for so long about intelligent lifeforms visiting earth, it would be amusing if the first :alien:to visit earth were to fall victim to a not particularly funny Greek mythological pun based prank.

In addition, news station all over the world would have to go out of their way to explain the pun so it made sense in their own language, and it would have to be taught in history classes throughout the ages.

As well as being immortalised as the alien-fooling pun guy, you would probably also be immortalised as the first person to be disintegrated by an alien death ray.
 

Eddi

Agnostic
Premium Member
I would ask if they knew that different areas of the earth have different leaders and if so do they mean the country's leader, the city's leader or some other type of leader. If need be I would explain farther and I would ask them to be more specific. I would suggest that they may want to talk to many different leaders of many different areas of the world. I would then suggest that they may want to go to the united nations headquarters and see if they could set them up with a meeting with some world leaders. Then I would google the address to there, ask if they know where that is and if not is it ok if I ask a friend first to let me borrow their GPS? If they don't know what that is I would explain that it's to help locate a particular area of the world. If they say I can not they have the technology to locate the place on earth on their ship to get me there then I would board the ship and lead the way. If they do let me get the GPS because they don't have that technology then I would get the GPS board the ship and lead the way. Now the reason I make the assumption they may not have the technology is they may know where the earth is and may even know where a few of the places are on earth but I don't know if they know enough about the earth to have it map out on there advance forms of whatever they use to locate places. After all I wouldn't know much about their technology which is probaby more advance then human technology. On the way there, I would ask questions about their politics, explain a little about earth and humans. I would try to gain understanding from them and try to help them understand us so that they may find it easier to talk to said leaders. I would ask why they are there as well and may or may not get much of an explanation. I would warn them that humans may freak out about them. This is all assuming I don't freak out, that the aliens are fluent enough in English, that I'm not hallucinating, that they don't take the way I talk as disrespect,that they are only curious and don't want to enslave humans and that they don't kill me etc...

Makes sense, and I suspect the UN has a (secret) procedure for this happening that all the world's governments would abide by
 

VoidCat

Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Makes sense, and I suspect the UN has a (secret) procedure for this happening and that all the world's governments would abide by
Thank you I never really put much thought into it until now all that came out of my head just now. I was worried it wouldn't make too much sense. I have a feeling this is a topic you could write a whole paper on.
 

Twilight Hue

Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.
You’re going about your daily business when suddenly notice an alien space-craft hovering above you. You look up and suddenly, you see a little green man being beamed down to Earth, from the space-craft.

He gently lands on the ground, opens his mouth and in perfect English says:

Take me to your leader!

Who do you take him to, and why?
I'd request asylum from the Planet of the Apes.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
You’re going about your daily business when suddenly notice an alien space-craft hovering above you. You look up and suddenly, you see a little green man being beamed down to Earth, from the space-craft.

He gently lands on the ground, opens his mouth and in perfect English says:

Take me to your leader!

Who do you take him to, and why?

"Little" green men? Id suggest taking them to a ladder and they can see a leader later.

Then ask 'Leader of what? This place doesnt work like leader, its fragmented and partly democratic. The best bet it beam back up and get out of here just in case the wrong leader gets to hear of you"
 

Earthling

David Henson
You’re going about your daily business when suddenly notice an alien space-craft hovering above you. You look up and suddenly, you see a little green man being beamed down to Earth, from the space-craft.

He gently lands on the ground, opens his mouth and in perfect English says:

Take me to your leader!

Who do you take him to, and why?

I would question why such an obviously advanced being would make such an illogical request.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Where are all the believers? Why not hand the alien a stack of scriptures from various religions and say "take your pick or take them all". Our leader is within.
 

ecco

Veteran Member
You’re going about your daily business when suddenly notice an alien space-craft hovering above you. You look up and suddenly, you see a little green man being beamed down to Earth, from the space-craft.

He gently lands on the ground, opens his mouth and in perfect English says:

Take me to your leader!

Who do you take him to, and why?


On further reflection, I promise myself to be more careful where I get my mushrooms, slowly walk away and hope it clears up soon.
 
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