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Spiders say "no means no".

Spiderman

Spiderman

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People call me Spider-Man because of how many tarantulas I've owned.

Ive seen more than one post accusing me of masturbating spiders. Lol! :p To clarify, I admit liking to massage their abdomen, but if you get to close to their naughty spots, they have ways of saying " no means no!!!" .:D It is then that an exchange of bodily fluids takes place. ;) But never make it to second base even if you were a spider lol...it can be fatal.
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Also, female spiders have a reputation for killing their partner right after they have sex with them. :eek:
 
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Spiderman

Spiderman

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This is in the joke section, but in all seriousness, I've always wondered what goes through a spider's head when they kill and cannibalize their lovers.

When a male spider is for sale, they drop the price more than half that of a female, because males aren't as large and they have little chance of surviving when making love.
 
Spiderman

Spiderman

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At the pet shop I go to they sell the largest tarantula species in the world. Despite them being some of the most intimidating-looking, they are actually very nice. I bought one of the smallest species and named it Napoleon, and that thing would bite and stand up on his hind legs. If I let him leave my fangs in me to his heart's content, my hand would swell up like a baseball.
 
Hockeycowboy

Hockeycowboy

Witness for Jehovah
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PopeADope said:
People call me Spider-Man because of how many tarantulas I've owned.

Ive seen more than one post accusing me of masturbating spiders. Lol! :p To clarify, I admit liking to massage their abdomen, but if you get to close to their naughty spots, they have ways of saying " no means no!!!" .:D It is then that an exchange of bodily fluids takes place. ;) But never make it to second base even if you were a spider lol...it can be fatal.
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Also, female spiders have a reputation for killing their partner right after they have sex with them. :eek:
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Wow, those fangs are huge! And that venom! Whoa.
 
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