Axe Elf
Prophet
Y'all can call me crazy
I doubt if we will have to resort to that, when you seem so determined to establish the fact yourself.
I onceonce wa through a blizzard with shorts on and was topless, easiest 10 bucks i ever made in high school.
You sold yourself short! I once made 20 bucks smoking a full cigarette on my front porch, naked, at 3am with the temperature at 10 degrees Fahrenheit--and I did it without superheating my solar plexus with a white hot chakra light beam.
I also used to go everywhere barefoot in college, which in part earned me the nickname "Animal X." (The "Axe" part of "Axe Elf" stands for "Animal X Enterprises.") I made another $20 going to class barefoot in the snow one day. Again, I was completely solar-plexus-white-light-chakraless.