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Happy Cha-NOO-kah 2018 - a gift giving thread

DustyFeet

पैर है| outlaw kosher care-bear | Tribe of Dan
it's the 1st night of cha-NOO-kah, and my true luv gave to meeeeeeeeeee......
 

DustyFeet

पैर है| outlaw kosher care-bear | Tribe of Dan
@DustyFeet ,

happy cha-NOO-kah, self
why thank you, self

you are looking blue and beautiful this fine evening,
ooooh yeeeeees, u tooo
but-of-course **blush**

ya know what?
what buddy-boy?

i luv u
i luv u 2, and duh

it's not always obvious
ok, i guess ur, right, i mean, i'm right... or ur right,....or, we're right.... or maybe.... nope... yup.... nope .... yup ...nope ... yup...

**sign**

uh huh... come-on-self.... go ahead and say it... you know u waaaaaaant to....


... i am still confused .....

*** a bear bows in your general direction ***
 

DustyFeet

पैर है| outlaw kosher care-bear | Tribe of Dan
ok.... Rabbi Akiva... Ishmael.... you to should go first, because, i gawt u matching gifts this year....

uh huh... so you have to open them at the same time....

Ishmael, that's cheating.... come on buddy... work with me,

oh dear, Rabbi Akiva, you'd better get in there,

come-one you tooo, work together...

there ya go... if u don't work together, it won't be as much fun...

for me?? so it doesn't ruin the the surprise...

ok

1
2
3

open!

whaaaat???? i know it's a framed picture of me???

oh oh read the inscription on the back...

"Rabbi Akiva... you were wrong... fun and frivolity is fun and frivolity.... get over yourself ;)"

HA! yuuuuuuurrrrrr Welcome!

no Rabbi it's not exchangeable... sheesh

Ishmael... yes, you can go to your room to "play"... it's ok...

with much love and great respect,

-DF-
 
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DustyFeet

पैर है| outlaw kosher care-bear | Tribe of Dan
@Thief ...

dead poets society on VHS... because yur YAWP is Magnificent brother!

dead poets society.jpg
 

DustyFeet

पैर है| outlaw kosher care-bear | Tribe of Dan
@Kapalika ...

a VHS of the Fishcher King... just fast forward to the nude scene in central park... heeheehee

perry says, "ya know why bears do this???? cause it feelz good" HA!

much luv and great respect, girl, from a dancing bear!

fischer-king.jpg
 

DustyFeet

पैर है| outlaw kosher care-bear | Tribe of Dan
@Firemorphic ,

the doors boxed set, limited edition, on vinyl,

... light my fire... too obvious?

yurrrrrr welcome....

doors.jpg
 

DustyFeet

पैर है| outlaw kosher care-bear | Tribe of Dan
oh yeah, i saved the best fur last, ( pun intended )

more gifts from dusty feet tomorrow, far-away friends and neighbors,

but this one goes out to @Rival

because, You Need This...

it's in the back yard...

don't ask me how i gawt it

DONT ASK, heehee, this bear is.... resourceful ;)

that's right.. it's the famous tank from the dukakis commercial....

use it in good health... there goes the neighborhood... but it's always nice to see a kid having fun ;)

tanks.jpg
 

DustyFeet

पैर है| outlaw kosher care-bear | Tribe of Dan
Not a bad choice actually! Their first few are pretty great (certainly stand the test of time), good ole' Morrison :cool:

i'm glad u like it, brother

if u ever see me going "Jim Morrison" on ya, you have my permission to dump buckets and buckets of water on my head ;)
 
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