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The Dumbest Remark You've Ever Heard About Your Religious Belief

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
You think what I described sounds like heaven? Says much about your personality. Here, enjoy a bowl of broken glass for breakfast. :)


Nope i think what you describe comes from your mind which is why i stated your dream

And offering a bowl of broken glass only confirms my suspicion.
 

Windwalker

Veteran Member
Premium Member
Nope i think what you describe comes from your mind which is why i stated your dream

And offering a bowl of broken glass only confirms my suspicion.
What you don't have ideas of what hell looks like? The fact you can't understand humor and resort to these sorts of replies, actually say a great deal about you. That's too bad. Lighten up a bit. Hell is full of "serious people". :) (Hell is a state of mind, by the way). Here have a bowl of Chuckles, they make people laugh for a change from the diet of broken glass. (BTW again, these are metaphors, challenging as those may be to understand)
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
Staff member
Premium Member
I have been accused of being a Mason, here in the forum. I wish I could still find the post. It made me feel really important.
I worship at the Synagogue of Satan. Which, I don't know, maybe that's to be expected of a snake-viper love-child of the devil.
You must feel important, too.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
What you don't have ideas of what hell looks like? The fact you can't understand humor and resort to these sorts of replies, actually say a great deal about you. That's too bad. Lighten up a bit. Hell is full of "serious people". :) (Hell is a state of mind, by the way). Here have a bowl of Chuckles, they make people laugh for a change from the diet of broken glass. (BTW again, these are metaphors, challenging as those may be to understand)


Do you? Does it exist outside your imagination?

Hey you are the one threatening me with broken glass .dont get upset because i called you on it.
 

Windwalker

Veteran Member
Premium Member
Do you? Does it exist outside your imagination?

Hey you are the one threatening me with broken glass .dont get upset because i called you on it.
I am not threatening you. Jesus. Lighten up! I'll just put you on ignore and be done with this now. Here, have a bowl of happy smiles. May you find peace in whatever idea of heaven you can come up with that puts a smile on your face. Farewell. :)
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
I am not threatening you. Jesus. Lighten up! I'll just put you on ignore and be done with this now. Here, have a bowl of happy smiles. May you find peace in whatever idea of heaven you can come up with that puts a smile on your face. Farewell. :)


Sorry, i will rephrase, offering me broken glass to eat, all very nice and civilised eh?

Your prerogative to put me on ignore, i really dont care much but at least it will reduce the nonsense

I dont come up sith any idea of heaven (or hell), that was you.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Actually, I think hell is nothing but people preaching that they were right and everyone else is wrong. So, imagine being tied to a chair with Jerry Falwells and Pat Robertsons everywhere, non-stop Rush Limbaughs and Donald Trumps, all day and all night, forever and ever and ever until your brain turns to oatmeal, all the while while fire ants eat your eyes. In other words, it's like turning on the news today, only you can't turn it off or find a voice of sanity anywhere to sooth the pain. :)
I can't and won't try to top that one.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
If you believe Jesus was the Messiah, you are not. If you have added anything to the beliefs of the Jews, you are not.

If I practiced Judaism, that would result in the classic "two Jews, three opinions" retort.
 

BilliardsBall

Veteran Member
And why it's
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(After all, the guy who said it probably didn't think it was dumb at all.)

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See your most recent OP, or the one before it, or the one before that!
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
The dumbest thing from my perspective would be "Why don't you do/think this. It's right here in your scripture" - ignoring all the other passages and times when something different was said to different groups.
 

Rival

Si m'ait Dieus
Staff member
Premium Member
If I practiced Judaism, that would result in the classic "two Jews, three opinions" retort.
There are opinions and then there are separate religions completely. One can't just appropriate a label that describes a distinct, non-Christian/Muslim/Baha'i tradition and use it when it doesn't fit, as a sort of badge of honour. No-one believes that Islam is a Christian sect and there is no such thing a an Islamic Christian anymore than there is a Noahide Christian. These religions have labels, they've no right to take one that isn't theirs and has a distinct meaning.
 

Vee

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
Someone once told me that JW don't have sex on thursdays. I still laugh every time I think about it.
 

Cacotopia

Let's go full Trottle
You think what I described sounds like heaven? Says much about your personality. Here, enjoy a bowl of broken glass for breakfast. :)

Is it candy glass? Like the glass you make out of only caramelized sugar and a cold cookie sheet with wax paper? Serve me a bowl please!
 

Windwalker

Veteran Member
Premium Member
Is it candy glass? Like the glass you make out of only caramelized sugar and a cold cookie sheet with wax paper? Serve me a bowl please!
Candy glass can work too, so long as it makes one smile, instead of scowling at the day and everyone who passes by, barking "get off my lawn, you whatever!". We need more happy faces around here, those that don't take themselves so seriously. Chuckle's Brand Candy Glass will work just fine. :)
 
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