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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Did someone say Enterprise

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savagewind

Veteran Member
Premium Member
I am going to tell you why I am drunk tonight.


This is the way the story goes.

And, it's true.

Later before I walked inside with my driving glasses on. I went right by the place that I usually park the glass and I remember thinking, "you're going to be sorry". But, I walked by anyway.

Then, I set them down somewhere. Later on, I needed them, but I was in a hurry so I took those old sunglasses instead. When I got home I looked almost everywhere for them and GOD KNOWS I am so very tired of looking for stuff, but I did anywhere. Did you ever look four or five times in the same place for something? I have! So, honest to God, I htought, if I was really rich I would give someone a million dollars to please tell me where I set those goddamn things down. And then, my daughter, who is apsolutely crazy (oh! Shut up!) found them. And, I was worried that when I called the doctor (beforte those damn things found) that I was told Decomber sixth (but, I didn't freak out).

Therefore, I handed the child (actually, shs is thirtyfive) a twenty telling her that I might have paid a million (because I am so very tired of looking for stuff) and she said, buy us wine instead, so I'm like, Cool!
And, that is why.
 

Wirey

Fartist
I am going to tell you why I am drunk tonight.


This is the way the story goes.

And, it's true.

Later before I walked inside with my driving glasses on. I went right by the place that I usually park the glass and I remember thinking, "you're going to be sorry". But, I walked by anyway.

Then, I set them down somewhere. Later on, I needed them, but I was in a hurry so I took those old sunglasses instead. When I got home I looked almost everywhere for them and GOD KNOWS I am so very tired of looking for stuff, but I did anywhere. Did you ever look four or five times in the same place for something? I have! So, honest to God, I htought, if I was really rich I would give someone a million dollars to please tell me where I set those goddamn things down. And then, my daughter, who is apsolutely crazy (oh! Shut up!) found them. And, I was worried that when I called the doctor (beforte those damn things found) that I was told Decomber sixth (but, I didn't freak out).

Therefore, I handed the child (actually, shs is thirtyfive) a twenty telling her that I might have paid a million (because I am so very tired of looking for stuff) and she said, buy us wine instead, so I'm like, Cool!
And, that is why.

I’m drunk because the wife stopped watching me.
 

Draka

Wonder Woman
In the past four days I have now had 3 migraines and one day in there was just entirely postdrome (hangover). After today's migraine I haven't had a hangover so I'm hoping that I'm pain-free tomorrow.

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sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
In the past four days I have now had 3 migraines and one day in there was just entirely postdrome (hangover). After today's migraine I haven't had a hangover so I'm hoping that I'm pain-free tomorrow.

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Good luck.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
It's official: "Tax heavy" California taxed my paycheck way less than what Indiana did (abit over 10% compared to abit over 20%). According to a tax calculator, I'll even be paying less taxes at the same pay level I had doing case management, and I'll have to achieve a whole new level of "never made this much before" before I'll be taxed at a rate comparable to Indiana.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
I've noticed since I've been here in California that my heart burn has not been an issue, which is great because it's been a daily woe for me ever since my onset of IBS. I engorged myself on Tums and dined on Prilosec. But I've not had a need for even one Tums for over a month now.
Instead now I have very dry skin and some chest congestion/tightness issues going on.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I've noticed since I've been here in California that my heart burn has not been an issue, which is great because it's been a daily woe for me ever since my onset of IBS. I engorged myself on Tums and dined on Prilosec. But I've not had a need for even one Tums for over a month now.
Instead now I have very dry skin and some chest congestion/tightness issues going on.
Low humidity can cause such things in some.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
Low humidity can cause such things in some.
My guess is that, the constant cloud of dust that seems ever present in the air, or the air pollution. Or maybe a combination of them.
And for whatever reason I'm sweating way more here than I did in Indiana.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
Moving to California has made a mostly law-abiding citizen out of me, dealt heavy blows to my status as an outcast, and has extinguished so much anger that today I realized I don't need my "tooth and claws" mental defensiveness here.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
30 degrees Fahrenheit this morning....and that is 5 degrees warmer than yesterday morning....and its only October
 
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