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Kangaroos are not real

Kangaroo Feathers

Yea, it is written in the Book of Cyril...
The mythology about them also has them obsessed with Barbies and with clearly made up rituals such as putting shrimp on Barbie for some weird sexual reason.
Interesting historical point, Australians don't call prawns "shrimp". That was a pure advertising decision, as it was believed Americans wouldn't understand what was going on otherwise.
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
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My country and our inhabitants are just an illusion then? If it's just your illusion, does that mean you need to see a professional? :confused: Just sayin.....
Respectfully, Deeje, you should learn how to recognize when you've lost an argument.

Do you believe in unicorns? No? Well then why would you believe in a kangaroo? Do you believe in space aliens that tip cows? No? Then why would you believe in a kangaroo?
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
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New Zealand is the fictional place that started as a tourism promotion. Kangaroos are perfectly sensible, it's YOUR native animals that make no rational sense.
You are in agreement with Deeje. Have you converted? Are kangaroos in the Bible? I didn't think so.
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
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Sure they're in the Bible. All animals were on the Ark. A kangaroo is an animal. Therefore they were on the Ark. QED.
I see. What about Australia. Was that on the Ark, too? I didn't think so.

edit: Scratch that. This argument has gone on long enough. So far nobody has given me any reason to believe in kangaroos.
 

Deeje

Avid Bible Student
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Respectfully, Deeje, you should learn how to recognize when you've lost an argument.

Do you believe in unicorns? No? Well then why would you believe in a kangaroo? Do you believe in space aliens that tip cows? No? Then why would you believe in a kangaroo?

Then the possums that are raiding my garden have become mutant!!!....What can I do about that when I live in a fictitious land? :eek:
 

Kangaroo Feathers

Yea, it is written in the Book of Cyril...
You are in agreement with Deeje. Have you converted? Are kangaroos in the Bible? I didn't think so.
Forgetting those things which are behind . . . I press toward the goal for the prize of the upward call of God in Christ Jesus. —Philippians 3:13-14

Clearly a reference to kangaroos and emus, since neither can walk backwards. Now show us where any of the ridiculously farcical American wildlife, like sidewinders, jackalopes or squirrels are in the Bible?
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
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Forgetting those things which are behind . . . I press toward the goal for the prize of the upward call of God in Christ Jesus. —Philippians 3:13-14

Clearly a reference to kangaroos and emus, since neither can walk backwards. Now show us where any of the ridiculously farcical American wildlife, like sidewinders, jackalopes or squirrels are in the Bible?
Maybe Kangaroos are pokemon? Another possibility is that they are fan art for Winnie the Poo, a cross between Tigger and Rabbit.
 

Deeje

Avid Bible Student
Premium Member
@Brickjectivity ...why pick on kangaroos?

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There are the monotremes if you really want animals that do not fit the mold.

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Both are mammals.....go figure....! :shrug:
 

Kangaroo Feathers

Yea, it is written in the Book of Cyril...
@Brickjectivity ...why pick on kangaroos?

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There are the monotremes if you really want animals that do not fit the mold.

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Both are mammals.....go figure....! :shrug:
Let him pick on a red kangaroo some time. He'll only do it once. Platypuses are venomous and echidnas effectively coated in razor wire. Our wildlife can look after itself. Even the friendly and photogenic quoka will hurl it's offspring at an attacker, so all our stuff is pretty well covered.

Not like the lazy New Zealand stuff that's always on the brink of extinction because they're birds too dumb to fly and so on.
 
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oldbadger

Skanky Old Mongrel!
So...we are all agree on RF that Australia never truly existed?
Virtual Reality only. I'll never believe my computer again.

Am I crazy?
Well...... you know ... you are an RF mod, and you know what they say about them. Not me, of course, I luv RF mods.

Tell me if you think so, and I will reconsider.
Ask @Revoltingest . You need to consult about this with somebody who is totally nuts. And anybody who would scurry around a huge continent collecting chunks of old metal ..... well ... there you have it.
 

oldbadger

Skanky Old Mongrel!
..................... Even the friendly and photogenic quoka will hurl it's offspring at an attacker, so all our stuff is pretty well covered.
I've heard that them ozzles do that. Is it true that ozzies take their brats to sports functions to chuck on the pitch if they disagree with a ref's verdict?
That's the thing about RF..... I've learned so much honest-to-Gawd twoof since I come on here.

Not like the lazy New Zealand stuff that's always on the brink of extinction because they're birds too dumb to fly and so on.
Typical oz fib, dat. You trying to tell us that your Shielas can actually take off?
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
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Ask @Revoltingest . You need to consult about this with somebody who is totally nuts. And anybody who would scurry around a huge continent collecting chunks of old metal ..... well ... there you have it.
Speaking of scurrying and nuts, I believe you can independently confirm the existence of squirrels, not that anyone needs to do so.
Virtual Reality only. I'll never believe my computer again.
You should switch to a psychic hotline.
Well...... you know ... you are an RF mod, and you know what they say about them. Not me, of course, I luv RF mods.
I am not on the admin track and have lots of books about sanity.
 

oldbadger

Skanky Old Mongrel!
Speaking of scurrying and nuts, I believe you can independently confirm the existence of squirrels, not that anyone needs to do so.
I personally can make statement to the effect that those bleeding little thieves, rodents all, do exist, stealing our duck's breakfasts and generally being vandals and hoodlums.

You should switch to a psychic hotline.
Is that where you speak to elderly ladies with young voices and they say naughty stuff to you.... and things?
Clould you also ask @Revoltingest about all that because he says he's a man of the World and knows everything. I'll bet he goes on hotlines all the time.

I am not on the admin track and have lots of books about sanity.
My wife is the admin around here (ruthless decisions, quite fierce, really) but we haven't got any books on sanity... that would be very upsetting, knowing just how bad a situation I'm really in.
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
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I personally can make statement to the effect that those bleeding little thieves, rodents all, do exist, stealing our duck's breakfasts and generally being vandals and hoodlums.
Thank you!

Is that where you speak to elderly ladies with young voices and they say naughty stuff to you.... and things?
Wait...they aren't young ladies?

My wife is the admin around here (ruthless decisions, quite fierce, really) but we haven't got any books on sanity... that would be very upsetting, knowing just how bad a situation I'm really in.
In my experience what works best is to keep books on sanity visible but not to open them. Its the perfect balance. They are inspiring to look at and a great conversation piece.
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
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Premium Member
Clearly a reference to kangaroos and emus, since neither can walk backwards. Now show us where any of the ridiculously farcical American wildlife, like sidewinders, jackalopes or squirrels are in the Bible?
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Here is a squirrel thats into the Bible.

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A devout squirrel.
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Here is a Tree Veevangelist squirrel standing on a firm foundation.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Is that where you speak to elderly ladies with young voices and they say naughty stuff to you.... and things?
Clould you also ask @Revoltingest about all that because he says he's a man of the World and knows everything. I'll bet he goes on hotlines all the time.
There are those who claim to chase iron in the land of Oz.
It's an elaborate ruse.
 
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