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Gimme Your Gun Or It's No Sex For You!

Buttercup

Veteran Member
Wonder if this will work.......Ladies, what do you think?



BOGOTA, Colombia (Reuters) - They are calling it the "crossed legs" strike.

Fretting over crime and violence, girlfriends and wives of gang members in the Colombian city of Pereira have called a ban on sex to persuade their menfolk to give up the gun.

After meeting with the mayor's office to discuss a disarmament program, a group of women decided to deny their partners their conjugal rights and recorded a song for local radio to urge others to follow their example.

"We met with the wives and girlfriends of gang members and they were worried some were not handing over their guns and that is where they came up with the idea of a vigil or a sex strike," mayor's office representative Julio Cesar Gomez said.

"The message they are giving them is disarm or if not then they will decide how, when, where and at what time," he told Reuters by telephone.

Gomez said the city, in Colombia's coffee-growing region, reported 480 killings last year.

Crime and violence have dropped in Colombia since 2002 when President Alvaro Uribe was first elected promising to crackdown on left-wing rebels fighting a four-decade insurgency and the illegal militia groups who formed to counter them.

But cocaine-trafficking gangs and armed groups still roam parts of Colombia and murder and kidnappings remain a problem despite the fall in crime statistics.
 

Ðanisty

Well-Known Member
Personally, if my boyfriend or husband was an armed thug, I'd be afraid to make this ultimatum. Why don't they just ditch these losers?
 

Buttercup

Veteran Member
Ðanisty said:
Personally, if my boyfriend or husband was an armed thug,
Yeah, I hadn't thought of that. I think it's hilarious they made up a song.....I'd love to hear it.
 

BFD_Zayl

Well-Known Member
ehh...if women refuse to give sex...men can always revert to ummm..."spanking the monkey" or "beating meat" or "shaking hands with ben franklin" or...:rolleyes:
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
BFD_Zayl said:
ehh...if women refuse to give sex...men can always revert to ummm..."spanking the monkey" or "beating meat" or "shaking hands with ben franklin" or...:rolleyes:

There's no substitute for a woman.
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
Engyo said:
Isn't this very similar to Lysistrata, the ancient play by Aristophanes?

http://www.theatredatabase.com/ancient/aristophanes_005.html




This is exactly like the sex strike utilized by the women of Athens and Sparta in Lysistrata.



The result was an end to the war and a huge orgy celebration. Talk about a climax! *slaps leg.......... har-dee-har-har*




SHAMELESS PLUG: I have been commissioned to choreograph the local St. Louis production of Lysistrata that will be staged in November. Our first production meeting is today at 2pm - woo-hoo!




Ahem...........I'm curious to see how this ultimatum would work in real life. You go girls! :)



Peace,
Mystic
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
angellous_evangellous said:
No pun intended, of course. :rolleyes:




Oh, really? I regret to inform you that your post is quite guilty of a double entendre itself. :flirt:




Peace,
Mystic
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
Charleston Heston, "Out of my cold, dead hands."

heston.jpg
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
buwhahahaahahahahaha hahahaha


cold....dead... hands.....:spit:
 

Ciscokid

Well-Known Member
Ðanisty said:
Personally, if my boyfriend or husband was an armed thug, I'd be afraid to make this ultimatum. Why don't they just ditch these losers?

That's what a person with common sense would do. Not date or marry a thug to begin with. These women aren't very bright.
 

Booko

Deviled Hen
Ciscokid said:
That's what a person with common sense would do. Not date or marry a thug to begin with. These women aren't very bright.

Maybe they don't have a lot to choose from. Not all women in the world get to live in some nice whitebread suburban palace.

Hm, now that I think of it, most women in the world don't have that opportunity.

So if it's slim pickins when it comes to men, is that the women's fault? Or is it the men's fault, for being little better than dogs in the first place?

Hm. Perhaps it's not quite so simple as you make it out to be.
 

Ciscokid

Well-Known Member
If crime is that bad in this town that the women have to resort to this sort of thing then the authorities/government needs to be shot and killed. Of course this is the case in many South American countries.
 

Buttercup

Veteran Member
Ciscokid said:
If crime is that bad in this town that the women have to resort to this sort of thing then the authorities/government needs to be shot and killed. Of course this is the case in many South American countries.
Hey, good idea. Maybe the women should get the men to surrender their guns and then they can go and kill the authorities. High five Ciscokid! :D We should hire ourselves out for diplomatic missions.
 

eudaimonia

Fellowship of Reason
Ðanisty said:
Personally, if my boyfriend or husband was an armed thug, I'd be afraid to make this ultimatum. Why don't they just ditch these losers?

Agreed.

And I think the boyfriends will also realize that they can simply find other women who will put up with their thuggery.


eudaimonia,

Mark
 
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