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"My Favorite Part of the Bible is . . . .

Skwim

Veteran Member
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Free will flood bible.png


So, a fair analysis of the situation or not?


 

Skwim

Veteran Member
Not really. They still had free will.
Yeah, but that's kind of the aftermath. What I think the cartoon is getting at is the unfairness of god giving fallible people an ability and then punishing them for failing to use it properly.

A more illogical part of the bible would be where God uses Judas as his instrument to aid in Jesus' crucifixion, which supposedly saves humanity, yet damns Judas to hell for carrying out the act needed to save humanity.
I wasn't aware god damned Judas to Hell for his betrayal, which, if the case, is grossly unfair.

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Subduction Zone

Veteran Member
Yeah, but that's kind of the aftermath. What I think the cartoon is getting at is the unfairness of god giving fallible people an ability and then punishing them for failing to use it properly.


I wasn't aware god damned Judas to Hell for his betrayal, which, if the case, is grossly unfair.

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I find the Adam and Eve myth to be even more unfair. God creates man without the ability to understand the difference between right and wrong and then punishes them when they do wrong.

Go figure.
 

Epic Beard Man

Bearded Philosopher
Not really. They still had free will. A more illogical part of the bible would be where God uses Judas as his instrument to aid in Jesus' crucifixion, which supposedly saves humanity, yet damns Judas to hell for carrying out the act needed to save humanity.

Where does it say God damns Judas?
 

Sir Doom

Cooler than most of you
My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus refuses to heal Lazarus so that he can show the greater glory of God (read as: perform a better magic trick of raising the dead, healing the sick was soooooooo last week)
 

Sir Doom

Cooler than most of you
So, a fair analysis of the situation or not?


I'll go with mostly fair, yes. At least he killed everyone quickly with rain that literally inched it's way up your body giving you all the time in the world to contemplate your impending death by drowning (after watching neighbors, friends and loved ones succumb to panicked fatigue and drown nearby, of course). You know 'quick' in the cosmic sense like from God's POV.
 

Skwim

Veteran Member
I'll go with mostly fair, yes. At least he killed everyone quickly with rain that literally inched it's way up your body giving you all the time in the world to contemplate your impending death by drowning (after watching neighbors, friends and loved ones succumb to panicked fatigue and drown nearby, of course). You know 'quick' in the cosmic sense like from God's POV.
Reminds me of the Awkward Moments Children's Bible.


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Jedster

Well-Known Member
I'll go with mostly fair, yes. At least he killed everyone quickly with rain that literally inched it's way up your body giving you all the time in the world to contemplate your impending death by drowning (after watching neighbors, friends and loved ones succumb to panicked fatigue and drown nearby, of course). You know 'quick' in the cosmic sense like from God's POV.

Ye, but God did show his incredible mercy to the little people who didn't have to witness all their big friends die.
 

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
I find the Adam and Eve myth to be even more unfair. God creates man without the ability to understand the difference between right and wrong and then punishes them when they do wrong.

Go figure.
And God punishes Eve for violating a command he only gave to Adam.
 

Rational Agnostic

Well-Known Member
I highly doubt it, but you can get a look at some of the pages by Googling Awkward Moments Children's Bible in the Images function.

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Awkward Moments Children's Bible....hmmm. I'll have to check that out. When I was in a private Christian elementary school, the same student repeatedly asked the teacher on multiple occasions: "Are Bible stories real?" Even at age 6-7, he could already spot the bulls***.
 

Skwim

Veteran Member
Awkward Moments Children's Bible....hmmm. I'll have to check that out. When I was in a private Christian elementary school, the same student repeatedly asked the teacher on multiple occasions: "Are Bible stories real?" Even at age 6-7, he could already spot the bulls***.
I recall doing the same myself. Jonah swallowed by a big fish and after a few days was spit out and lived to tell about it? A talking snake and a talking donkey? Yeah, it was pretty hard to swallow.

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