linwood
Well-Known Member
Awhile back I started getting mail from a pastors mailing list for a local church in town.
I replied and asked to be removed, recieved a reply that said "How did you get on this list?"
I replied "I don`t know but if you could remove my address I`d appreciate it, thanks.
I was never removed and continued getting the occasional mail..not alot just every now and then.
Today I recieved this...
I replied all this message just 10 minutes ago....
How much do you want to bet they`re tripping over themselves to get my address off that list now?
Happy Thanksgiving all to all my fellow Heretics.
I replied and asked to be removed, recieved a reply that said "How did you get on this list?"
I replied "I don`t know but if you could remove my address I`d appreciate it, thanks.
I was never removed and continued getting the occasional mail..not alot just every now and then.
Today I recieved this...
This was followed by many replies about the stupidity of atheists and much joviality.Doesn't pay to be an atheist!!
An atheist was walking through the woods...
"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!" He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge
towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder
& saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulderagain, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out,"Oh my God!!!"
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't
exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident."
"Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to
count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be
hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now,
but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very well." said the voice.
The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed.
And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together,
bowed his head & spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord, Amen".
I replied all this message just 10 minutes ago....
That was great!
This one`s even better.
A pastor was walking to services one Sunday morning when he came upon a little girl playing with a tiny newborn kitten.
"Hello little girl" he said "What kind if kitten is that?"
"Why, this is a Christian kitten sir." the little girl beamed with pride.
The pastor smiled, wished the little girl and her new friend well and continued on to church.
The following Sunday the pastor came upon the little girl and her kitten once again on his way to church.
"Hello little miss," he said "How are you and your little Christian kitten this fine morning?"
The little girl replied "Hello pastor, we`re doing well but my kitten isn`t a Christian."
The puzzled pastor asked "Didn`t you tell me your kitten was a Christian last week?"
The little girl replied, "Oh yes but now his eyes have opened."
Romans 14:5
One man esteemeth one day above another: another esteemeth every day [alike]. Let every man be fully persuaded in his own mind.
Romans 14:13
Let us not therefore judge one another any more: but judge this rather, that no man put a stumblingblock or an occasion to fall in [his] brother's way.
Peace,
Steven
Your friendly neighborhood atheist
How much do you want to bet they`re tripping over themselves to get my address off that list now?
Happy Thanksgiving all to all my fellow Heretics.