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No, the Rapture Isn't Coming on April 23 Because of Nibiru (Which Doesn't Exist)

idav

idav

Being
Premium Member
The real question should be why is NASA hiding the fact that a planet is hurdling toward us as we speak!!!:)
 
beenherebeforeagain

beenherebeforeagain

Rogue Animist
Premium Member
As far as I've been able to tell, Niburu is not currently visible because it is hidden behind the sun...and has been this way since at least 2012 (The Mayan Apocalypse, if you remember the gnoshing and wailing of teeth during that time), if not 1995 when it was first proposed as a thing...
 
JoshuaTree

JoshuaTree

Flowers are red?
If a planet were approaching earth at close to light speed we'd not see it until it was close with the Doppler blue shift corresponding to the Hopi blue star kachina prophecy... hmmmmm...
 
lewisnotmiller

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
sun rise said:
But just think of what it would mean if it did - no more Syria, Putin, China, Trump and so forth. What's going on today is more than enough for people to long for it to finally end in a blaze of glory. So what is your #1 thing you would not miss if the world ends on 4/23?

No, the Rapture Isn't Coming on April 23 Because of Nibiru (Which Doesn't Exist)
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I wouldn't miss injuries to key Celtics players derailing our rightful Ascension to the peaks of basketball greatness.

One thing I worry about is who we would play in a post-rapture league, though. Obviously only the Celts deserve elevation.
Perhaps we will tour the Nine Circles of Hell and play an away series against the Lakers?
 
Frater Sisyphus

Frater Sisyphus

Contradiction, irrationality and disorder
The world has ended so many times that I'm beginning to believe them more and more every time, I can't wait till the world ends next - I'll bring popcorn!
 
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