You don't know?
That's rather disappointing given your press. One would expect the son of god to be a bit more insightful.
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Hello, I am Jesus Christ
- Thread starter Palehorse
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That's rather disappointing given your press. One would expect the son of god to be a bit more insightful.
DawudTalut
Peace be upon you.
Peace be on you. Welcome.
Luciferi Baphomet
Lucifer, is my Liberator
Read through some of the comments... It is all too weird.
SunnySara
New Member
I think you've done enough.
Your followers completely screwed up the entire world for the last 2000 years and there is no end in sight.
The sheer amount of philosophy and history that was lost during the dark ages and the millions of people tortured and murdered, because of people worshipping you, has caused so much harm to humanity and we will never recover from it.
Your mother should have had an abortion.
How can you help us? Time travel back to when Mary cheated on Joseph and murder her so that humanity might enjoy thousands of years of progress that was otherwise stifled by your existence (whether material or not).
SunnySara
New Member
Does your age only have a single digit?
SunnySara
New Member
I thought this was a tongue in cheek thread where posters were responding to Jesus Christ.
I've made no grammatical mistakes in that context.
As long as you think you're educating people on the nuances of grammar and expression, I would remind you the "U" is an alphabetical letter; I suggest learning this before focusing on what are essentially irrelevant details.
SunnySara
New Member
English isn't your first language is it?
Best of luck becoming a coherent credit to society; 'cause you're gonna need a lot of it.
YmirGF
Bodhisattva in Recovery
Milton Platt
Well-Known Member
I am amazed that a non-existent being can establish an identity on this forum......
Luciferi Baphomet
Lucifer, is my Liberator
That looks good.Welcome!
I'll cook you some....
Milton Platt
Well-Known Member
From a 10 second Google search:
Pu·rim
ˈpo͝orim,po͝oˈrēm/
noun
- a lesser Jewish festival held in spring (on the 14th or 15th day of Adar) to commemorate the defeat of Haman's plot to massacre the Jews as recorded in the book of Esther.
Welcome to the forum! The line for self-appointed internet messiahs forms to the left.
Buddha Dharma
Dharma Practitioner
Jesus what do you think about Donald Trump and his movement? Is it true they represent you and you love guns and Capitalism?
Milton Platt
Well-Known Member
How about first fixing all the crap you started in the first place, and then instead of just turning wine into water (hint: you just need grapes and yeast), maybe you could stop wars, cure diseases (not just one joker in the dessert, eradicate the damn disease).
Buddha Dharma
Dharma Practitioner
I've been invited to Purim festivities at my local Reform synagogue for the work I do in the local interfaith community. I'm thinking about going. I wonder if the booze are free?
Palehorse
Active Member
Yes they do represent U, But I am an I.
Palehorse
Active Member
Good, I am sick and tired of Israel and Iraq fighting with each other, will their hatred for each other ever stop? And when is Congress gonna declare war? Or is it just Trump and Israel declaring war? Or is it just Pence and the Persians declaring war?
