Now that was awesome!!!! I love laughing thank you. Although here we might get into heated debated on what current scientific studies now is factual about oranges, as opposed to those who hold ancient texts on the topic sacred!!!!It is weird how someone couldn't want to experience the orange for them self in the first place; yet what is weirder, is the amount of issues in the press, about certain groups doing things with Satsumas, Clementines, and other under aged looking oranges.
Then there are those who only want oranges unpeeled for them self in private, and have taken half pealed oranges in public without permission, as they felt it was revealing.
Think it has made just having orange trees everywhere, and us all just enjoying making juice together, become something naughty, when it is completely natural.
In my opinion.
The orange, atheists proudly proclaim "there is absolutely no flavor in an orange, we have proof!!! Our mathematics predicts it, our machines have tested it. They are in perfect alignment of what we always have suspected was true!!!!" The believers would counter proclaim "I had a flavor experience once it was divne. I often go on Sundays to experience that flavor once more, I have faith that indeed oranges have flavor" and on and on it would go for thousands of years." One day a man would be actually eating an orange but by this time, because of the sacred texts, and theories about eating said, oranges had become an obscene notion, (which even non believers held to be a fact) the man was in conflict with the cultural understanding with its science it's religion And was executed because he had broken all cultural protocols.
In this said culture there were experts who commented on the absurdities of this said culture, people laughed at their statements, and they made huge sums of money based on their commentary.
The moral of the story if you want to speak the truth at least do it with a form such as fiction, and do it so that people laugh. It seems the safest and most profitable way!! God bless the experts of the orange, monty pythons flying circus.
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