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Are turkeys dumber?

idav

Being
Premium Member
We have always been told turkeys are dumber. All lies!! *hangs head in shame*
 

Brickjectivity

wind and rain touch not this brain
Staff member
Premium Member
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Kemosloby

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
The definition of dumb is unable to speak or speechless. Turkeys gobble therefore they are not dumb.
 

idav

Being
Premium Member
I have been looking at your post all evening. Now I cannot resist my urge to ask you, dumber than what or who? I am nearly sure someone is going to grab the chance to include me in the answer! :) Dumber is usually used when comparing . . .
That's the thing, all a slander campaign!! All to make the bald eagle the US national bird. I know exactly what eagles were up to now!!
 

Kemosloby

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
If you tried my mom's Thanksgiving turkey, then you would think, "Damn, that woman is a genius."

If you'd seen my dad chop the head off the thanksgiving turkey and saw that thing running around with no head, well i'm still not sure what to make of that.
 

idav

Being
Premium Member
Contrary to popular myth, Bennie Franklin did
not propose making the turkey our national bird.
American Myths: Benjamin Franklin’s Turkey and the Presidential Seal | Arts & Culture | Smithsonian
Ben, I hope he doesn't mind, couldn't have said it any better!

"“I am on this account not displeased that the Figure is not known as a Bald Eagle, but looks more like a Turkey. For the Truth the Turkey is in Comparison a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America… "
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Ben, I hope he doesn't mind, couldn't have said it any better!

"“I am on this account not displeased that the Figure is not known as a Bald Eagle, but looks more like a Turkey. For the Truth the Turkey is in Comparison a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America… "
The eagle is a fish thief.
 

idav

Being
Premium Member
Give me a fork, That's where the stuffing is...Trump has in no way let me down once again.
Sovereign nation isn't necessarily the wrong answer it's just not the nice answer, but nobody voted Trump expecting him to be nice either.
 
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