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a man taking a walk in Central Park

Sakeenah

Well-Known Member
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not
an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.
 

Brickjectivity

wind and rain touch not this brain
Staff member
Premium Member
Now if it were a Mexican....no lets not go there. Our president... Ok lets not go there. I love tacos.
 

Sakeenah

Well-Known Member
That's too close to reality for me to take it as a joke.

I understand, It was posted on a Muslim website years ago. I think why I find it funny is because as Muslims we can relate to this. It's making fun of the double standard in today's media.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not
an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.
It's all in the delivery.
When we can see the punch line half way
thru the joke, the element of surprise is lost.
 
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