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One quote you wish a professor had said!

David T

David T

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I have a degree in theology so my quote would have been "all theologians are half witted morons never to be trusted or listened to. Trust me on this I have a phd in Theology."



NOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A PROFESSOR WORTH ALL MY TUTION.

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Name the sentence structure sheesh. I can't believe it, not a single person recognizes the sentence structure. You are all reading with absolute zero comprehension. This is a very very old sentence structure, it's also very Greek and very very famous. Hint hint hint. This place must be filled with marketing graduates. BTW the typos helped actually!!! Sort of lost in the trees effect. That's interesting, that aspergers aspect of reading!!!!
 
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Skwim

Skwim

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David T said:
I have a degree in theology so my o e quote would have been "all the gains are half witted morons never to be trusted or listened to. Trust me on this I have a PhD in Theology.

NOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A PROFESSOR WORTH ALL MY TUTION.
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If I'm to trust you, where did you receive your PhD from?

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Kemosloby

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Skipper only Gilligan would continue in this storm, turn back early, it's suicide to continue.
 
David T

David T

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Skwim said:
If I'm to trust you, where did you receive your PhD from?

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Exactly.. Ironically no theogical professor will ever say that therefore the are not qualified to teach the topic. No university would give tenure therefore all theological programs are bogus.. Ha necking my inner kirkegaard here.
 
Skwim

Skwim

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David T said:
Exactly.. Ironically no theogical professor will ever say that therefore the are not qualified to teach the topic. No university would give tenure therefore all theological programs are bogus.. Ha necking my inner kirkegaard here.
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Uh, let me change my question. Where did you receive your high school diploma from?

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David T

David T

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Skwim said:
Uh, let me change my question. Where did you receive your high school diploma from?

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From a high scool. Although if we are talking engineering that's a totally different type of topic, and not relevant to the discussion. Then I suppose it would be "over engineer to the highest dollar value occasionally negotiate".
 
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Brickjectivity

Brickjectivity

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There is nothing the professors could have said to me. I was a stone wall, and if anything seemed like it might in any way try to swerve me from my faith I avoided it like a shark in the water. I avoided Philosophy, hated Western Civ., wouldn't take anything with Evolutionary concepts. I thought my Western Civ. Prof was teaching History in an anti-Christian fashion, but it was just standard. There was nothing they could have said to shorten my path.
 
leibowde84

leibowde84

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David T said:
I have a degree in theology so my o e quote would have been "all the gains are half witted morons never to be trusted or listened to. Trust me on this I have a PhD in Theology.

NOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A PROFESSOR WORTH ALL MY TUTION.
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Just out of curiosity, who are the "gains"?
 
David T

David T

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David T said:
I have a degree in theology so my quote would have been "all theologians
Sapiens said:
It means, "Two weeks ago I couldn't even spell 'engineer,' now I are one![/QUOTE
are half witted morons never to be trusted or listened to. Trust me on this I have a PhD in
Mister Silver said:
The revelation of a theology degree certainly clears things up for me personally.
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Oh good. And your degree?

NOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A PROFESSOR WORTH ALL MY TUTION.
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David T

David T

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David T said:
I have a degree in theology so my o e quote would have been "all theologian's are half witted morons never to be trusted or listened to. Trust me on this I have a PhD in Theology.

NOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A PROFESSOR WORTH ALL MY TUTION.
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David T

David T

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Sapiens said:
It means, "Two weeks ago I couldn't even spell 'engineer,' now I are one!
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well a typo was corrected. So what was the sentence structure I created In my post? It's very very very old. And not remotely original even. That's the hilarious part of the quote. I put it up and I get duh... It makes no sense. I would say duh southern baptist.
 
David T

David T

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Read the adde
Sapiens said:
It means, "Two weeks ago I couldn't even spell 'engineer,' now I are one!
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Read the addendum to the post.

I can't believe I have to point out something in context to the original statement. Your reading comprehension skills are low.
 
David T

David T

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Skwim said:
If I'm to trust you, where did you receive your PhD from?

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Your Reading comprehension skills are low. What is the sentence structure of the original post? I had to add an an addendum to hint towards it. It's old it's famous it's greek. If you don't know that college is helpful.
 
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