It seems kinky that 'a woman of the city, who was a sinner' would cry on Jesus' feet, wipe them dry with her hair, and rub them with expensive ointment (Luke 7:37-38). Who was the foot fetishist here?
And Mz Magdalene? Nothing but rumors, persistent rumors, rumors that have never gone away, rumors that someone is repeating on an internet site even as I type this.
Then there's that weird lovers' tiff scene in John 21:
15 When they had finished breakfast, Jesus said to Simon Peter, "Simon, son of John, do you love me more than these?" He said to him, "Yes, Lord; you know that I love you." He said to him, "Feed my lambs."
16 A second time he said to him, "Simon, son of John, do you love me?" He said to him, "Yes, Lord; you know that I love you." He said to him, "Tend my sheep."
17 He said to him the third time, "Simon, son of John, do you love me?" Peter was grieved because he said to him the third time, "Do you love me?" And he said to him, "Lord, you know everything; you know that I love you." Jesus said to him, "Feed my sheep.
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20 Peter turned and saw following them the disciple whom Jesus loved, who had lain close to his breast at the supper and had said, "Lord, who is it that is going to betray you?"
21 When Peter saw him, he said to Jesus, "Lord, what about this man?"
22 Jesus said to him, "If it is my will that he remain until I come, what is that to you? Follow me!"
23 The saying spread abroad among the brethren that this disciple was not to die; yet Jesus did not say to him that he was not to die, but, "If it is my will that he remain until I come, what is that to you?"
Homosocial, to say the least.
But he did say there's no sex in heaven. Not a smart ad for the place, but so it goes.
An equally fruitful question might be, What's with all these tales about Jesus and wine?