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God's Idea of a Practical Joke

Thief

Rogue Theologian
women

not that I don't like them.....I really do
not assuming they are equal.....they are....I know that

and they smell nice

but every now and then......wtf
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
mosquitoes

try to have a good time outside......and there they are
in your face ....up your neck
and any other place they can sneak up on

gotta poison my own skin to keep them off

and they can make you sick
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
boss men

typically dumber than a box of rocks
but they can fire you

I say it's God's fault
He gave Man dominion
and some bosses think they are god
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
bad smells

yeah I know.....the sense of smell can be a good warning

but He gave the good noses to dogs

not that I want my face to look like that
 
My wife can't stand women. She's ten years older than me. Even so, I'm catching up to her.
We both agree that they were not nearly as bad before feminism wrecked the whole works.
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
Staff member
Premium Member
Ranch dressing. Are you seriously telling me people have been living without it for thousands of years?
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
Staff member
Premium Member
Men have nipples, and I have to say that mine are not very useful to me and get sore if my shirt is damp. Hey, at least they aren't located on my backside. That would be seriously annoying. Maybe they have some unknown purpose however. For example perhaps they are sensitive to magnetic fields and help me to subconsciously know where I am at all times in a subconscious way? Such nipple navigation could not be called a practical joke at all.
 

David1967

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
The Platypus. Made from leftover parts apparently.
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Thief

Rogue Theologian
body odor

I have difficulty dealing with my fellowman as it is
I don't need to be repulsive standing in a crowd
 

Orionis

New Member
There seem to be so many of them, but to name one I say...
balding!
Who needs that and for what? Duh?!

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