A List Of Things Jesus Should of Said, but Didn't:
1) don't own people
2) respect everyone, men, women, children--treat each equally
3) try not to start a war
4) wash your hands
5) nothing wrong with masturbation, so long as you don't make a habit out of it. No--scratch that-- so long as you remember to eat.
6) always cook birds to well done
7) don't eat ****, don't drink ****-- yes, you would think this does not need to be said, but it does. sadly.
8) do not hit children. Don't do it. Just.. don't.
9) do not force sex onto anyone. Don't. No--not even then.
10) for most of you, do not worry about the glutens. If you don't know what that is? This is for you.
11) Be Excellent To Each Other.
12) try to make time to dance every day, if you can. Not all dancing requires standing up, or even legs. Sometimes, all you need to dance, is just in your own mind
13) enjoy sunrises
14) try not to work all the time; life is short enough as it is.
15) try to catch a full moon, if you are able
16) do not own people. yes--this is a repeat.
17) try not to kill anyone-- it's not respectful. (see #2)
18) cherish your family, your friends. You don't know when you will see them next.
19) I'm not coming back, in spite of rumors to the contrary. Sorry about that.
20) life is what you choose to make of it. Choose Wisely.
21) people should get to marry whom they choose, not who someone else says
