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Supporting Trump, now a religion?

Kapalika

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
People brought up Pastaferians but I'd like to point out that that is at least a parody religion and has some actual tenants that are semi serious.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Ah, the sects of that dangerous substance pasta
Radical Church of the Rightfully Vengeful Tortellini and Order of the Holy Knights of the Awesome Sauce
 

Stevicus

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Staff member
Premium Member
Gluten free rice crackers or else they are heretics.

I was hoping it would be pepperonis.

Some churches I've known have had all-you-can-eat spaghetti nights (usually on Fridays). I imagine the Pastafarians have some real wing-dings which would make the typical church spaghetti night look rather tame.
 
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Stevicus

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That's what I'm saying...

WHILE GAZING AT HIS FLOCK — 1,500 SEATED IN FRONT OF HIM — TRUMP SPEAKS: “I’M A TRUE BELIEVER. IS EVERYBODY A TRUE BELIEVER IN THIS ROOM?”

The Church of Trump

This might be interesting. Anyone who criticizes Trump may end up immortalized in some future "Bible" of Trumpianity. If Trump is ever impeached, whoever leads the proceedings could go down in history as the next Pontius Pilate. The name "Hillary," of course, would become synonymous with "Satan." This could be the next big religion.
 

Jeremiahcp

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Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
I think next time I get my picture taken for my license, they can kiss my ***, god said to never remove my glasses for mere mortals for they don't come off any other time anyways. And I will dare them to prove me wrong. I will cite science as my religion, and the mandate for glasses that has come from reading its many holy texts.
That happened to my husband's car too. Darwin decal ripped off, snapped in two and shoved into his windshield.
People **** me off. I can tell where someone tried to peel my own Darwin fish/I support science sticker off my cry. Half tempts me to go through all the work to electrify the area near so the next good little Christian gets a surprise.
 
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