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I Just.......

Comet

Harvey Wallbanger
I just ate a bug. It was a little gnat thing that flew in my mouth as I took a swig of Diet Dr. Pepper....... thought I'd share that with everyone.

*Moment of silence for dead gnat bug*


What did you just do?
 

dawny0826

Mother Heathen
Comet said:
I just ate a bug. It was a little gnat thing that flew in my mouth as I took a swig of Diet Dr. Pepper....... thought I'd share that with everyone.

*Moment of silence for dead gnat bug*


What did you just do?

LOL!

I just turned the sprinkler on outside but turned it on before setting it out...so...I'm soaked.:banghead3
 

sahra-t

/me loves frubals
Not just, but about an hour ago, I was talking to someone online. I stopped to say "I'm just going to get a drink", and they replied "ok, get me one."

So, I went downstairs, and mindlessly poured two drinks. I have been awake for a *very* long time today, this is my only excuse.
 

Melody

Well-Known Member
I'm sitting here in a middle of a tornado warning (tornado is supposed to be here right now) in front of my picture window. ok....ok....but if it was anywhere near here wouldn't we see wind blowing? And it's dead calm. Pouring rain like crazy but dead calm.
 

Comet

Harvey Wallbanger
sahra-t said:
Not just, but about an hour ago, I was talking to someone online. I stopped to say "I'm just going to get a drink", and they replied "ok, get me one."

So, I went downstairs, and mindlessly poured two drinks. I have been awake for a *very* long time today, this is my only excuse.

ha ha ha ha ha
 

Scuba Pete

Le plongeur avec attitude...
Comet...

Please change your religion to "insectavore", ASAP. :D

Penguins merely squeak... they don't quack!
 

Comet

Harvey Wallbanger
NetDoc said:
Comet...

Please change your religion to "insectavore", ASAP. :D

Penguins merely squeak... they don't quack!

What if A.M.G. is really "Ate Many Gnats"? Do I have to change it then?

I thought mice went "squeak, squeak, squeak". I demand a new noise for penguins! Any suggestions? *hits Chilly Willy and locks him back in the storage shed* Any suggestions?
 

Smoke

Done here.
Comet said:
I just ate a bug. It was a little gnat thing that flew in my mouth as I took a swig of Diet Dr. Pepper....... thought I'd share that with everyone.

*Moment of silence for dead gnat bug*

What did you just do?
Made a face and thought, "That's what I'll be thinking about next time I have a Diet Dr. Pepper."

evearael said:
I just got back from taking my daughter to the aquarium. She now loves penguins.
I have no use for anyone who doesn't. :D
 

Comet

Harvey Wallbanger
MidnightBlue said:
Made a face and thought, "That's what I'll be thinking about next time I have a Diet Dr. Pepper."

Ha ha ha, gnats don't really taste...... lest you save up a bunch and eat them all at once. (Let me know how that turns out)


She now loves penguins. they "squink".

"Squink"!?!?!????? I think they are more classy than that! "Squink, squink, squink" just doesn't sound right.... more like a squid there....... AGAIN:

I demand a new noise for penguins! Any suggestions? *hits Chilly Willy and locks him back in the storage shed* Any suggestions?
 

Scuba Pete

Le plongeur avec attitude...
Squids don't "squink"... they merely ink: no noise.

As for being classy: you maybe think a "quack" is a class act or something?

Nope, sorry, squink is as squink does and penguins squink. :D
 

martha

Active Member
In reference to the beloved scratch! Can one imagine that the Almighty Creator of the universe would give a moment of thought to the scratch? To me this is absolutely astounding! It is such a simple movement, but at the same time, quite a comforting experience. To scratch one's self, no matter where, is a lovely indulgence! Most times the act of scratching gives pause to the ways of the world. We reach up to the face or head or down to the belly or inner thigh and scratch. It is a comfort to us and gives a moment of reflection. A man may scratch his beard and contemplate a thought. A woman may scratch her belly and think about her children. Scratching is a great comfort.
To go even further, if we are the very imprint of God, then God has a sence of humor, a sence of saddness and sorrow, a sence of joy and awe. God is within us and every feeling we have is first established by Him who created us. Can you imagine our Creator having s great scratch and contemplating us?

He is aware of everything that we go through, He sent His son Jesus to experience our life so that He could know us better and guide us to see His love. When we come forward to receive Him in Holy Communion, perhaps He puts His great hand in front of His eyes and says, " I know your faults, but at this moment I choose not to see them, I give myself to you unconditionally and I hope that this time you will connect with me. I reach out to you in the hopes that you will hear me this time and accept me. Come beloved one and receive the gifts that I have waiting for you." He closes a blind eye to our faults and extends Himself anyway. All He wants is for us to see His love for us and to accept that love. Imagine a God who's only desire is to be loved by us and to be wrapped up in His love. Imagine a God and a Creator who would streatch out and have a good scratch and contemplate His love for us!
A good scratch should be a moment of comfort and contemplation

So sit back, have a good scratch and think about His love for you. You are all beloved of God, the wonderful creator of life! You are in His thoughts always, every moment of every day. He loves you madly!

BTW Comet, all I can say is " Boy am I getting old!" :thud: You have no idea how long it took me to get your point, but when I did, ...Oh baby, that was sweet! I would love to scratch and WIN! Oh well, se la vie!
 

Comet

Harvey Wallbanger
martha said:
BTW Comet, all I can say is " Boy am I getting old!" :thud: You have no idea how long it took me to get your point, but when I did, ...Oh baby, that was sweet! I would love to scratch and WIN! Oh well, se la vie!

Ha ha ha, I am a sick man..... due to my sence of humor, or lack there of :eek: :sorry1:

Like I always say - "You're not old till your dead" - so keep playing that lottery!!!!
 
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